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Destroy Alderaan

A particularly nasty shit-cum-fart, usually experienced after spending the night with a lady who you do not feel comfortable breaking wind in front of. Named after the noise your stomach makes beforehand, which is uncannily like the the sound the Death Star made just before Destroying Alderaan
"So did you knob Helen last night?"
"No, she was on the blob. My stomach was turning somersaults all night and in the morning I destroyed Alderaan"
"Ah, that was it; I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddently cried out in terror and suddenly silenced"
by Herman Dancing February 11, 2004
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andermann

It’s a funny person that would do anything for a friend just do piss them off
Hey Andermann tell me a joke.
by Hello-friend May 29, 2021
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Aderman

A man who grows up to become child molester. He will most likely target boys under the age of 13 and girls at any age.
That boy will be an Aderman when he grows up. He will be on Catch a predator.
by Coke man May 6, 2008
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aldeman

One who felch's warm semen at of young boys anal cavities while on weekend camping trips.
I was trying to snooch some drugs, but Matt kept being a little Aldeman.
by dipitincider March 27, 2011
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Alderaan

Dec 25 2025 im packing 5 cans of 5.7l butane into my microwave with my 73g of uranium with quartz rocks compressing the bomb to reinact the planetary attack on alderaan with a soldered microwave.
I can wait until walnut turns earth a supernova and we ALL cook faster the the people of Alderaan.
by Cody5050 May 19, 2023
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Michael aderman

-God. Not a. THE.

There's only ONE Michael Aderman.

-Michael Aderman the tongue tickler, breaker of walls, destroyer of dams, slayer of sluts.

-If you ever come across one in the wild don't make eye contact or he'll make a whore out of you too. And you'll take every bit of it with a smile and beg for more.

- Daddy

-"It is what it is" personified.

- Grand master slinger of the sexiest t-shirt slogans your eyeballs have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.

- Your mother loves him. My mother loves him. His mother?...ehhhhhh....not so much. But THOT? Ya. Her mother loves him too. So PEMDAS or whatever.
You see that guy over there? He's the Michael Aderman of all things pussy. Clit commander my guy is.

What do you mean you don't know if you've ever had a real orgasm before? You must've never gotten to experience the Michael Aderman. You'd know if you did.

Did you see that dope ass shirt; dripping in SEX? It's a Michael Aderman!
by SatansWh<3re666 March 31, 2023
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