-Michael Aderman the tongue tickler, breaker of walls, destroyer of dams, slayer of sluts.
-If you ever come across one in the wild don't make eye contact or he'll make a whore out of you too. And you'll take every bit of it with a smile and beg for more.
- Grand master slinger of the sexiest t-shirt slogans your eyeballs have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.
- Your mother loves him. My mother loves him. His mother?...ehhhhhh....not so much. But THOT? Ya. Her mother loves him too. So PEMDAS or whatever.
You see that guy over there? He's the Michael Aderman of all things pussy. Clit commander my guy is.
What do you meanyou don't know if you've ever had a real orgasm before? You must've never gotten to experience the Michael Aderman. You'd know if you did.
Did you see that dope ass shirt; dripping in SEX? It's a Michael Aderman!
Noun: A beautiful actress who is, or should be, required to show her gorgeous nude body in every film she's in.
Noun: Improving a movie by having a beautiful, sexy actress appear nude in it.
Verb: Agreeing that a hot, nude actress can make a bad film good.
Malin Akerman is a sexy, usually nude or seminude, actress known for her beautiful face and perfect body. She is pure sex.
"Malin Akerman's naked in that movie. Her ass is sweet. And the sky is blue. "
"What that sex comedy needed was some Malin Akerman. Butt nakedof course."
"That movie sucked! At least they Malin Akerman'd it."
"I wish Malin Akerman would do porn! That's a film I would see!"
Alderman is the last name of a gentleman. He is always honest, truthful, and incredibly loyal. On top of that, he has the body of a god and the voice of an angel. His love is like none other.
a fag.. not like the gay type one you smoke, you know? a good little bitch to mess with and make fun of but still at the same time a kid who could kick your ass and is one of your closest friends.. truly unique type of person..
oh and an amerman is smart as einstein but on standardized tests completely jeopardizes his college education.
A very ugly "actress".
The only reason people like her is because of her body.
Her face is shaped weird and she talks like she just got hit in the head with a 500-page textbook.