Aderman

A man who grows up to become child molester. He will most likely target boys under the age of 13 and girls at any age.

That boy will be an Aderman when he grows up. He will be on Catch a predator.

by Coke man May 6, 2008

Michael aderman

-God. Not a. THE.

There's only ONE Michael Aderman.

-Michael Aderman the tongue tickler, breaker of walls, destroyer of dams, slayer of sluts.

-If you ever come across one in the wild don't make eye contact or he'll make a whore out of you too. And you'll take every bit of it with a smile and beg for more.

- Daddy

-"It is what it is" personified.

- Grand master slinger of the sexiest t-shirt slogans your eyeballs have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.

- Your mother loves him. My mother loves him. His mother?...ehhhhhh....not so much. But THOT? Ya. Her mother loves him too. So PEMDAS or whatever.

You see that guy over there? He's the Michael Aderman of all things pussy. Clit commander my guy is.

What do you mean you don't know if you've ever had a real orgasm before? You must've never gotten to experience the Michael Aderman. You'd know if you did.

Did you see that dope ass shirt; dripping in SEX? It's a Michael Aderman!

by SatansWh<3re666 March 31, 2023

Malin Akerman

Noun: A beautiful actress who is, or should be, required to show her gorgeous nude body in every film she's in.
Noun: Improving a movie by having a beautiful, sexy actress appear nude in it.
Verb: Agreeing that a hot, nude actress can make a bad film good.

Malin Akerman is a sexy, usually nude or seminude, actress known for her beautiful face and perfect body. She is pure sex.

"Malin Akerman's naked in that movie. Her ass is sweet. And the sky is blue. "
"What that sex comedy needed was some Malin Akerman. Butt naked of course."
"That movie sucked! At least they Malin Akerman'd it."
"I wish Malin Akerman would do porn! That's a film I would see!"

by yeeha March 28, 2009

Alderman

Alderman is the last name of a gentleman. He is always honest, truthful, and incredibly loyal. On top of that, he has the body of a god and the voice of an angel. His love is like none other.

What kind of man do you want to date?

I want to date an Alderman.

by truedog1 February 6, 2010

averman

The hottest and most under rated character in The mighty ducks

Me: I like that one guy from mighty ducks
Laur: Dean? Luis
Me: No I like Averman

by KokichiOumaFAnIZZZy December 21, 2021

Amerman

a fag.. not like the gay type one you smoke, you know? a good little bitch to mess with and make fun of but still at the same time a kid who could kick your ass and is one of your closest friends.. truly unique type of person..
oh and an amerman is smart as einstein but on standardized tests completely jeopardizes his college education.

Hey man, fuck you, hahahaha, don't hurt me. Please Amerman stop!

by Mr.Moyer April 28, 2011

Malin Akerman

Malin Akerman

A very ugly "actress".
The only reason people like her is because of her body.
Her face is shaped weird and she talks like she just got hit in the head with a 500-page textbook.

Malin Akerman puts Tara Reid to shame.

by Persephone~ November 30, 2009