Someone that greets the weekend by constantly drinking excessive amounts of alcohol. Often times starting on Wednesday or Thursday, a weekend alcoholic will wake up each morning with the intent to get drunk before breakfast and stay drunk until passing out (commonly due to blacking out).

Regular drinker: "How was your weekend?"
Weekend alcoholic: "I dunno man, I was too much of a weekend alcoholic to remember anything after Wednesday."

Weekend alcoholic by MHinkle March 8, 2011

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Functioning alcoholic

When one can be drunk every night and still be completely function able the next day

Nate went out every night this week and got totally shit faced. He still got to work the next morning at 8... He's a functioning alcoholic

Functioning alcoholic by Tater tot 5190 June 30, 2014

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alcoholic

Someone who drinks in the shower.

That motherfucker was drinking a keystone in the shower. That motherfucker is an alcoholic.

alcoholic by Motherfucker Dick October 19, 2008

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Alcohollanders

People from Holland which consume a lot of alcohol. A group of people who are in the center of attention at parties and other gatherings.

-Hey, who are those guys? There making a lot of noise, playing their music loud and making a party of everything.
--They are Alcohollanders!
-I want to be like that..

Alcohollanders by Alcohollander October 27, 2008

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