alan watts

-noun

1. An badass British philosopher who attempted to bring concepts of Eastern spirituality to a Western audience. Known for his incredibly soothing voice and very pleasant discourses.

-verb

1) To turn *ANY* mundane task into an enjoyable game/experience whereby the task instantly becomes exciting and fun.

noun-

R- Yo did you see that new video I sent you on Youtube?

I- You mean the one where that old dude talks about how washing dishes is fun?

R- Yeah, his name is Alan Watts and he's the shit!

verb-
R- Hey man, do me a favor and go alan watts that shit my dog just left on the neighbor's lawn?

I - Word

by blobinwrath August 2, 2009

Alaina

Alaina is one to be best friends with anyone. She's funny, spontaneous, and very beautuful. She's loyal and kind. Sexy in diffrent ways.Not much of a people person. Good with art and music. She loves to laugh and smile. She's been through a lot, but she hides it all. She enjoys spending time with friends. She doesn't deal with fake people. She's always there for others. And any guy would fall for her. Shes a loving and caring person. She enjoys every moment of her life , good or bad 😏

Guy: Have you seen Alaina today isn't she looking beautiful
Guy2: Yes... She looks great all the time!

by -Boyswillbeboys- February 21, 2018

Alanis

The most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s quiet, shy, and absolutely adorable. If you get the chance to be with her you won’t let it go, no matter how long you have to wait

Person 1: Look at that cute girl over there
Person 2: Oh, she must be an Alanis

by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

Alan Turing

Back in WW2 Alan Turing was the man who broke enigma, which are encrypted codes designed by Germany. Breaking enigma aided the allies drastically enabling them to win the war as well as end it much earlier saving about 14 million lives. Sadly he had allegations filed against him for homosexuality, resulting in chemical castration performed on him finally leading to his suicide in 1954 June 7. Aside from that, he helped the development of computers and other technologies. But most notably Alan Turing is the sole reason we do not live in an authoritarian society ruled by nazis today. Unfortunately most Americans & British people do not give a shit about his contributions since he was homosexual and so Alan Turing is not commemorated much

Person A: damn I just found out about Alan Turing, he helped shape our society so much!
Person B: well he was homosexual so...
Person A:... he saved your life

by mynameisirrevelant February 20, 2020

Alanah

Alanah's are fit and funny. Sometimes rude to people she doesn't care about, she is very blunt in speech. She is sexy and original,cute and quirky, if you meet a girl called alanah make friends as quick as you can! She will always be loyal and trustworthy. Intelligence is key, boys think she is cool, but strong minded. She charms easily, sometimes a bit crazy and weird but guaranteed to make you smile.

Girl: She is rockin that style.....

Must be an Alanah

Girl: I love hanging around with that girl she's a total alanah

by USArocks December 23, 2013

Alana

The best girl in the world. She is always loving and can be desperate for love at sometimes. She may say that she wants to parish from the world, but the world would end cause her caring heart would be gone. Nobody understands how powerful she is to me. She holds my hand, she can get a bit loud too. May curse in class... a lot. But her gentle kisses, her warmth from her cuddles. Mean alot to me. Alana's, well they can be sexual most of the time. But my alana, she is the cutest, sexiest person ever. You wouldnt want to let go of a Alana. Not ever. I would never let go of mine. I love her. You would want to spend your life with Alana, too.

Me: "Alana, my girlfriend, is the best girl ever."
Other person: "Damn, I want a Alana!"

by DevCampy October 15, 2018

Alayna

She’s literally iconic and she’s drop dead gorgeous. She’s also v nice and she’s funny. Everyone is secretly simping over her.

Person 1: Have you spoken to Alayna before?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: You should she’s the best
*everyone else in the world proceeds to agree with person 1*

by Afraid Of Myself November 11, 2020