alakazam

When you do a girl doggy style , then take it out and spit on her back to make her think you jizzed on it, then when she turns around, you jack off and cum in har face and say "ALAKAZAM BITCH"

yesterday, my boyfriend gave me an alakazam

by XxXxVeLoCiTyXxXx September 16, 2008

Alakabala

To take you and everything around you out in one big BOOM!

You want forty virgens? go do Alakabala. you run in there with bakpak paked with c4 and go boom! definitely make sure u get that grace bitch.Alakabala,alakabala alakabala!!!!!

by best terrorist not alive nomor June 29, 2008

alakazaming

When you take 1 spoons in each hand and jizz into each then spoon feeding your partner your cum while you flap your arms and say "you do not have enough badges to tame me!!"

My boyfriend was alakazaming me last night

by _xXMinecraftXCODXNewbXx_ June 7, 2017

Alekay

Alekay is a person who enjoys papa smurf. Alekay thinks papa smurf is attractive and has a spiritual understanding with the smurfs realm. Alekay is known for his very poetical wording when speaking and he is also a wench and

Britney: omg have you seen Alekay?
Jake: Ive heard he’s obsessed with papa smurfs fat cock.
Sara: SHOCKING.

by papasmurfmightdong November 12, 2021

alaka'i

The most badass name you'll ever have in Hawaiian not many people are giving this name very few have it only a select hand full of people bare this Majestic name

I've seen this person name Alaka'i

by Hawaiian_boy April 5, 2018

Rustam Abakayev

Form the streets of Moscow this cat is a new bread of Russian gangster to arive in the U.S he is a ruff rider who likes women, vodka and baseball bats. He rolls with the ARMB (ABI) and loves using deadly force. He is quite often drunken and is belived to be the Russian offspring of Rick James.

Rustam quotes "Shut the fuck up, you mother fucking puusy faggot, before I fucking kick your mother fucking teeth out, castrate your homsexual ass, and drown you in a fucking river. You think I am scared of your mother fucking puusy gay ass cliq...Fuck no, bring them to I make them speak Russian, Bitch I will cut you!"

by matt ( Jinh) brennan March 22, 2005

ALAKASHA

Slang word for “I’m a retard”

Also if your name is will you will dance this word forever

John-“ALAKASHA nigger face”

Mom-(•_•)

by Mario the faggot muncher October 8, 2019