Alabama Barn Slammer 

the act of slamming the lid of a toilet seat down upon one's testicles repeatedly

Seth was so agitated by the stupidity of those around him that he stood up, walked to the nearest rest room, lowered his pants, lifted the seat of the toilet and pulled a perfectly executed Alabama Barn Slammer.

Alabama Barn Slammer by Sethsucks December 7, 2009

alabama clam slammer 

When having sex the male does a handstand upon his decent he slams his cock into the females pussy.

alabama clam slammer would be Slamming a pussy from a hand stand

alabama clam slammer by Teemurph December 9, 2009

Alabama Turkey Slammer 

The delicate process or jerking off with the soft under skin of a turkey's neck while trying to stuff it for thanksgiving

"Bentley got a little aroused while making thanksgiving dinner and decided he'd try the Alabama Turkey Slammer. That night the family sat down to dinner and all said what they were thankful for, Bentley of course was thankful that no one had noticed that the white sauce packet had not been opened"

Alabama Turkey Slammer by the real dovakin November 20, 2016

Alabama hammer slammer 

When two males are fuck in a woman and pull out and slosh her in both temples with their ducks resulting in knocking her out.

Hey girl you wanna be Alabama hammer slammered

Alabama hammer slammer by Mcfudge21 February 15, 2017

Alabama Mudd Slammer 

The act of noodling a catfish and then using said catfish to sodomize another human.

Yeah I took Jessica out last night by the river, gave her the ole Alabama Mudd Slammer, not sure if she came or left smelling more like a catfish.

Alabama Mudd Slammer by SkratFish July 23, 2022