Albertan Hob Goblin

When a guy kicks out both legs of his girl and when she starts standing up and shes on her knees he punches and breaks her nose so she looks like a short ugly Hob Goblin

Tim: Stacy was being such a bitch that I up and gave her a Albertan Hob Goblin!

Jim: That shits weak bro

by jekkie bates October 24, 2007

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by 81Aubrey18 September 8, 2021

abertan

A sexy motherfucker with the pennis of a donkey. He is the most giving and humble guy with a great soul. Never will you ever meet someone like Abertan

I had sex with Abertan and he made me cum twice

by YodaSwatzeneger September 6, 2019

Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

Albertan Polar Plunge

When you put icy hot on your cock and proceed to slather her vagina in Vaseline, and then run into her vagina like a battering ram.

I gave your girl a Albertan Polar Plunge last night.

by mrmagicmuffinman420 February 1, 2023

Albertano

The most handsome man you will ever lay your eyes on. Can be a handful but totally worth your time! Perfect smile, personality and extremely hardworking. Great family man and perfect to father your children.

Wow! Did you see that stunning man walk by? His name is probably Albertano!

by Cookie721 January 18, 2024

Albertan anteater

the sexual act of releasing ants into a partners rectul cavity and then proceeding to attempt to lick and suck them out before they reach your partners colon

last night me and Austin tried the Albertan anteater it hurt like abith and I can feel something moving in my stomach but it was awesome

by deaustin February 18, 2025