Auto Cum

For one to cum while only thinking about their dick.

Leyang thought about his dick. *I'm gonna auto cum!* He thought. Suddenly, there was white pee on his penis. *I did it. I auto came.*

by i hate zero two April 22, 2021

Autobitch

The state of reacting to all things like a bitch for a determined period of time. Like autopilot, except instead of flying a plane without thinking about it, it's being a bitch without thinking about it.

I did crappy on my bio final, my boyfriend is a jag, and I just got my period. As a result, I'm going to be on autobitch for the rest of May.

by buckygoldstein2011 October 30, 2011

auto-tangle

When wires somehow get all tangled up all the time. Similar to auto-aim for video games, but in real life.

We just came back from vacation and it's like our video game controllers are all on auto-tangle. I don't know how the wires became all tangled.

by AsianExpress August 15, 2008

grand theft auto 4

The reason i didn't get any homework done today and will fail all my classes.

Damn, i played grand theft auto 4 all night and didn't do get shit done.

by 6458336 April 29, 2008

Grand Theft Auto 4

A video game released by a company called Rockstar for the Playstation 3,Xbox 360, and PC. It follows the life and adventure of a man named Niko Bellic in a place known as Liberty City. Required in this game for its completion is included but not limited to; Homicide, Reckless Driving, Running from Police, Assaulting/Murdering/Vehicular Assaulting and officer or officers, and of course Grand Theft Auto

Grand Theft Auto 4 lets you kill, rob, and steal. No wonder it sells out in stores.

by VAMPDNA April 17, 2010

Autobesity

The trend of vehicles growing larger and heavier as people want to drive oversized vehicles they don't really need.

Examples are people who buy four-door pickup trucks to occasionally haul a bag of dirt from home depot. Or drive a large SUV to the bus stop because they're afraid to let their two children walk by themselves.

I see that guy drive his huge SUV everyday to work by himself. He has never taken it off-roading, he just bought it because he has autobesity.

by Wordiculous July 17, 2023

grand theft auto

A great game that some feminists and the PTA and everybody else with a hair up their ass made a big deal out of. You can shoot people, do missions for gangs, hijack cars. and pick up hookers. Some parents blame murders that their kids commited on the game-far be it from them to admit tha their kids might've had a PROBLEM. Its just a video game and it isnt real. Overall one of the best games ever made, and since its release ther have been many Grand Theft Auto-style games that were much worse than GTA, but there was NO controversy, but whenever a GTA game comes out they have a prob. So. protesters, FUCK YOU.

That hooker did me and took my money!! I'll just run her skanky ass over and take my cash back!

by only$19.99,less s+h December 26, 2003