Someone who will always answer your jokes with HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJA no matter how bad they are.
by Sammy’s boo March 01, 2022
by lovelypeachesmusic4eva100 November 28, 2024
A human person that is hugely talented and a wonderful individual, known for having very good looks, charms and overall being absolutely amazing and kind.
Dudebro 1: Hey bro look at that chick she's totes rocking the curls and the glasses my man!
Dudebro 2: Yeah bro she's a total Agu, I wish she helped me choose my looks but she's way too cool! But also too kind so she probs will anyway man!
Dudebro 2: Yeah bro she's a total Agu, I wish she helped me choose my looks but she's way too cool! But also too kind so she probs will anyway man!
by A. Hellatina September 25, 2018
A stupid ass friend of yours has made an error in their speech grammatically.
To your friend : Hello fellow dumbass, how did you pass second grade? It's really not that hard to spell Arguing. You know, you can download this amazing app called grammerly so we can have talks and I don't have to tediously have to try to read gibberish to have a conversation with you.
To your friend : Hello fellow dumbass, how did you pass second grade? It's really not that hard to spell Arguing. You know, you can download this amazing app called grammerly so we can have talks and I don't have to tediously have to try to read gibberish to have a conversation with you.
Friend: Yea sure like I said believe what you want there is no point in agueimg
Friend: Agueing
You: what does Agueing mean?
Friend: Don’t know
I asked you a question. You made up this idiotic type of gibberish I think you should know Jacob
Friend: Agueing
You: what does Agueing mean?
Friend: Don’t know
I asked you a question. You made up this idiotic type of gibberish I think you should know Jacob
by Shopbecky.com July 23, 2021
Young celebrity hottie. You're doing things to him/her inside your head that you wouldn't do to a farm animal. Then you remember that they achieved celebrity status when they were just kids. Now, even though they're All Grown Up, you feel like a retroactive pedophile. That guilt you're feeling? AGU-guilt.
You: Gods, Emma Watson...I would love to bend that over and cast Penis Insertium on her!
Friend: Really? Did you feel that way when you saw her in the first Harry Potter movie? Y'know, when she was nine? When did this surge of deviance fall upon you?
You: (silently awash in a wave of AGU-guilt)
Other examples: Alyssa Milano, Kirsten Dunst, Danica McKellar, Lacey Chabert, Hayden Panettiere, etc.
Friend: Really? Did you feel that way when you saw her in the first Harry Potter movie? Y'know, when she was nine? When did this surge of deviance fall upon you?
You: (silently awash in a wave of AGU-guilt)
Other examples: Alyssa Milano, Kirsten Dunst, Danica McKellar, Lacey Chabert, Hayden Panettiere, etc.
by Reginald Maudling February 13, 2010