Agus

Someone who will always answer your jokes with HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJA no matter how bad they are.

Someone: hey? Deez nuts

Agus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Sammy’s boo March 1, 2022

Agu

The name of a seal in azarashi sea paradise.

john: i love agu, he’s very cute
ellie: who?
john: only the most popular seal in azarashi sea paradise!

by banny_is_better_than_bon November 3, 2022

agu

a man that is known for licking feet

"my toes are so wet wtf?"
agu: mmmm that was so good 50 bucks please

by lovelypeachesmusic4eva100 November 27, 2024

AGU-guilt

Young celebrity hottie. You're doing things to him/her inside your head that you wouldn't do to a farm animal. Then you remember that they achieved celebrity status when they were just kids. Now, even though they're All Grown Up, you feel like a retroactive pedophile. That guilt you're feeling? AGU-guilt.

You: Gods, Emma Watson...I would love to bend that over and cast Penis Insertium on her!

Friend: Really? Did you feel that way when you saw her in the first Harry Potter movie? Y'know, when she was nine? When did this surge of deviance fall upon you?

You: (silently awash in a wave of AGU-guilt)

Other examples: Alyssa Milano, Kirsten Dunst, Danica McKellar, Lacey Chabert, Hayden Panettiere, etc.

by Reginald Maudling February 13, 2010

Agu

A human person that is hugely talented and a wonderful individual, known for having very good looks, charms and overall being absolutely amazing and kind.

Dudebro 1: Hey bro look at that chick she's totes rocking the curls and the glasses my man!

Dudebro 2: Yeah bro she's a total Agu, I wish she helped me choose my looks but she's way too cool! But also too kind so she probs will anyway man!

by A. Hellatina September 25, 2018