auction hangover

the bad feeling you experience after you drink too much at a charity auction and spend money you don't have

I have a bad auction hangover. I got drunk and bought a 9 liter bottle of fine wine. Unfortunately, I have to take out a second mortgage, but at least I outbid paddle #78 and showed him who's boss. Of course, I did it for the children.

by napajoe June 11, 2014

Auction Wank

The act of masturbation in which the climax, being an orgasm or ejaculation, is perfectly in sync with some sort of auction (eBay etc).

Created at around the very beginning of eBay, in London, when auctions became affiliated with computer systems. The year of 1995.

'Hey guys, last night I had the best Auction Wank! I came just as I won my new wardrobe!'

by monkeywithamelon March 17, 2013

Fucktionary

Fuck + Pictonary. A fun family game to play with all ages. The players (2- Infinite). Pick a Graphic (XXX rated) film or magazine and copy exactly a extravagant position that is performed.

Husband: Hey Hon! The kids are gone. Lets play some Fucktionary!
Wife:Oh yea! Lets play sweetie!

Boyfriend: Hey babe... want to play some Fucktionary.
Girlfriend: OMG! Totally... lets do it!

by The Zunk December 17, 2010

fucktion

A function that's totally fucking your maths.

(In reference to a page of mathematical derivations)
This is impossible! This fucktion is ruining my shit!

by PhysicsProcrastibator October 26, 2010

science fucktion

science fucktion (sy ents fuk shun) NOUN. A genre of writing that describes advanced technologies and explicit sex acts, usually with aliens, monsters, robots or heavily modified humans.

My favorite science fucktion story is "Transvestite Robot Hookers from Mars." I think it was based on The Bible.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Auctioner

A person in the passenger seat of an automobile that forgets they are giving directions to the driver only to yell the direction to turn multiple times at an unintelligible speed at the driver as the car goes past the desired turn.

I was giving Sara a Chicago Meat Hook last ni... Left!!! left!! left!! left!!!!!!! You missed the turn Gilligan!

I'd have made it if you were paying attention instead of waiting till the last second and doing the auctioner.

by Maybeillcatchfire September 28, 2008

fucktion

the heat generated by having sex

Gosh, it was cold in here a few minutes ago, but it's warm now--must be the fucktion

by Mike Reilly October 17, 2003