THE AFTERFACIAL

THE ART OF SNEAKING INTO A FUNERAL HOME AND GIVING THE CORPSE THE MONEY SHOT WHILE IN THE CASKET. GUESTS ARE OFTEN ALARMED WHILE VIEWING THE DECEASED

"YO DUDE! MY BUDDY RYAN IS SICK. HE SNUCK INTO THIS PORNSTAR'S FUNERAL AND GAVE HER THE AFTERFACIAL."

" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009

afterdick

afterdick is the persistence of a sensation of flavor after the stimulating member has passed out of contact with the sensory end organs. The term is particularly used in relation to another dick that has been there before you.

Your friend had sex with said girl. You have sex with the same said girl, now you have had some afterdick. Afterdick only applies when you know the last person she sleep with.

by Handsome Chris December 1, 2006

aftermarket

A woman's breasts that have been augmented with plastic or silicone sugery

"Bill's wife's tits are definitely aftermarket"

by joe mcduffie July 8, 2007

AfterSnack

After eating a very tasty meal, you belch and taste the deliciousness of what you just ate.

"Brrrrrrraaaaaaappppppppppppppppp" (apparent taste of BBQ). That was an awesome aftersnack!

by ScottNSean February 1, 2009

Afterfacting

Basically, the running of one's mouth after the fact. Similar to the "I told you so"

They spent the entire day afterfacting the disaster.

by Mike Kivlehan January 4, 2004

Afterdick

The taste or phantom presence of your penis in a girls mouth after a girl has blown you off

John didnt kiss jackie back because of her afterdick

by Squeakerz February 18, 2010

afterfucker

Someone who afterfucks way too often.

- Hey, dude, what's that smell?

- I fucked a girl last night and then I fucked another girl.

- You, afterfucker!

by Kea Van Embs April 7, 2010