THE AFTERFACIAL

THE ART OF SNEAKING INTO A FUNERAL HOME AND GIVING THE CORPSE THE MONEY SHOT WHILE IN THE CASKET. GUESTS ARE OFTEN ALARMED WHILE VIEWING THE DECEASED

"YO DUDE! MY BUDDY RYAN IS SICK. HE SNUCK INTO THIS PORNSTAR'S FUNERAL AND GAVE HER THE AFTERFACIAL."

" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009

Afterfriend

NOUN: A friend you'll see once in a lifetime, but then never see them again. Like you will still remember them, but you will never see them forever more.

Girl 1: Like, and then we hugged and then we became afterfriends!
Girl 2: Man that sucks that Nick is a afterfriend.
Girl 1: Like, I know right? He was so hot!

by Kumi-chan~ October 30, 2010

Afterfacting

Basically, the running of one's mouth after the fact. Similar to the "I told you so"

They spent the entire day afterfacting the disaster.

by Mike Kivlehan January 4, 2004

afterfucker

Someone who afterfucks way too often.

- Hey, dude, what's that smell?

- I fucked a girl last night and then I fucked another girl.

- You, afterfucker!

by Kea Van Embs April 7, 2010

afterfuck

the second girl of the night you had sex with, as if it was an afterthought.

i had sex with lucy and cindy tonight. cindy was really just an afterfuck though

by dreadtoad January 27, 2010

aftereaters

The vape hits after eating a meal.

That pizza was so good, time for my aftereaters

by Jakemac34 March 4, 2020

aftertae

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by @taesxlvr_ June 17, 2021