affendy

He's a fuckboy. Get away from him before it's too late.

I hate affendy! He left me after what we've been through together.

by nils sssjoberg December 26, 2016

affended

a new meme which defines another way of saying offended.

no one believes me, i'm affended

bro, the gc trolling us all the time im affended

by affendedaf March 17, 2017

Affenced

When you are hurt by someone's mean words

I am affenced

by This will work June 19, 2017

Affendment

An offensive event or happening that ends up in full on argument is an act resulting in an affendment

Guy says my butt hurts and I'm gonna shake it In front of your face. Girl says that is totally an affendment . Strike one bro.

by Aidan pugh August 23, 2011

Affended

Affirmation + offended. When your negative beliefs of your future become reality and it shatters your ego, you're affended

I was expecting them to reject my job application, but now that it's actually happened, I am so affended. FML

by Afinted September 23, 2022

affenschwanz

It means monkey tail in german, but tail is slang for dick in german

Chick 1: You Fucking bitch!
Chick 2: At least i ain't a affenschwanz

by A chick that beats asses April 18, 2018

affented

when your best mate abuses you for calling you small :(

my bestmate: mate your small

me: i’m affented

by your pseudoscience June 20, 2019