Adoptomonster

An adoptomonster is a person who adopts a child but should not have been allowed to do so. This person is abusive to the adopted child, either physically, psychologically, or sexually. Many adoptomonsters are pedophiles, drug/alcohol addicts, mentally ill, or just plain evil.

Adoptomonsters have no problems passing adoption agency "home studies" because these "studies" do not include thorough background checks, psychological exams, or drug testing.

Most adoptomonsters are considered "upstanding citizens" in their communities and hide the abuse they inflict on their purchased (adopted) children from the view of their friends, extended families, and community.

Adoptomonsters are everywhere. They appear to be "normal" people. But, make no mistake about it, they are NOT saints. There is a warm place in Hell for adoptomonsters.

Joan Crawford was an adoptomonster.

by ChrisMara August 25, 2013

Adopt Me

A cancerous game on roblox that was meant for roleplays of a family. But instead people trade and scam each other and never adopt people or roleplay.

Person 1: Hey ima go scam some kids in adopt me.

Person 2: lmao why tho

by IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIl September 30, 2020

ADOTW

Any day of the week.

Adriana Lima looks so good I'd hit that ADOTW.

by paul_itical January 8, 2008

apothem

A-puh-thum

Math (Original): Line segement from the middle of a pollygon to its side.

Slang: Used interchangably as "Awesome" due to simmilar sounds

"Gui, you're crazy apothem"

by Willl July 16, 2006

adopt a pop

A beta male who never had kids of their own, but is now caring for the kids of single mother.

Mother say's

I wish I had someone in my life but it's hard for men to stay with me because I'm a package deal with kids.
I need an adopt a pop.

by Nightcrawler March 30, 2023

Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time

person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center

by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020

Apotemnophiliac

Someone who has an obsession with the amputation of their own limbs.

That kid's such an apotemnophiliac, he actually tried sawing his arm off with a spoon.

by The Boxer June 23, 2003