Adonis DNA is a strand of DNA only passed on to those who are winning, duh. When coupled with tiger blood, the Adonis DNA is especially powerful.
Those not winning enough should NOT by any means, try and obtain Adonis DNA and/or tiger blood. If this occurs their faces will melt and their bodies explode in front of their weeping children.
It should be noted that those with Adonis DNA or tiger blood, are particularly immune to the effects of Alcoholics Anonymous.
Adonis was a ridiculously studly dude in Greek mythology. His DNA is only in a select few.
Those not winning enough should NOT by any means, try and obtain Adonis DNA and/or tiger blood. If this occurs their faces will melt and their bodies explode in front of their weeping children.
It should be noted that those with Adonis DNA or tiger blood, are particularly immune to the effects of Alcoholics Anonymous.
Adonis was a ridiculously studly dude in Greek mythology. His DNA is only in a select few.
"AA was written for normal people. People that don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. . . I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.”
by helenkeller5528 March 24, 2011
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The genetic material responsible for winning, becoming a veteran of the unspeakable, and a success rate of 100%. Do the math. May also cause tiger blood.
by No Way Medina March 16, 2011
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Pillar 1: Social Networking
Pillar 2: Parties
Pillar 3: Relationships
Pillar 4: Smoking, drugs and alcohol
Pillar 5: Sex
Pillar 1: Social Networking
Pillar 2: Parties
Pillar 3: Relationships
Pillar 4: Smoking, drugs and alcohol
Pillar 5: Sex
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"John is going to become an adult, he is turning 18 soon and until now he has failed to achieve any of the Five Pillars of Adolescence therefore he shall live the rest of his life in regret, stress and flashbacks from his childhood. The Five Pillars must be achieved whatever ethnicity, race or beliefs you are. They are not optional, but they are compulsory for that certain age group, fail and you will have a bad future."
"John is going to become an adult, he is turning 18 soon and until now he has failed to achieve any of the Five Pillars of Adolescence therefore he shall live the rest of his life in regret, stress and flashbacks from his childhood. The Five Pillars must be achieved whatever ethnicity, race or beliefs you are. They are not optional, but they are compulsory for that certain age group, fail and you will have a bad future."
by The Professional Killers November 2, 2011
Get the The Five Pillars of Adolescence mug.the worst years of your life when your enimies are your friends your friends are your family and your family is you enimie. when girls freak out because they think having a pimple is acne and spend 50 grand on products to cover it up. when guys try to get in a girls pants before they even kissed the girl. just to be cool around their friends. when everything is a mess. homework piles to your head and you go on msn/aol/yahoo for atlease half of your day. when coke is not just a drink. skirts are pulled up to baerly cover the ass and pants are pulled down to show half your boxer. if your caught with your parents your social life is over. when people try to buy the most expensive things they can lay their hands on jsut to fit in. friends are backstabers and you life is just a living hell. so you make you life seem so perfect by partying every weekend and getting high.
prep1: EEEK!! I just got a pimple! omg omg omg now the quarterback is never gunna love mee!!!
prep2: //secretly thinks heheh yes now is my chance to go out with him// omg omg looks like we have to go shopping!!! i know this totally great stuff trust me it works
emo1: fuk look at the fukin preps i hope they all suffercate from the make up they use
emo2: my life is so horrible they know nothing.
trust me your adolescent years are the worst years of your life all the drama and stuff not cool.
prep2: //secretly thinks heheh yes now is my chance to go out with him// omg omg looks like we have to go shopping!!! i know this totally great stuff trust me it works
emo1: fuk look at the fukin preps i hope they all suffercate from the make up they use
emo2: my life is so horrible they know nothing.
trust me your adolescent years are the worst years of your life all the drama and stuff not cool.
by --lynn-- March 25, 2007
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Adolescence is a age to refer to a person starting adolescence starting at 10 and ending it at 21.
This is the average age of puberty.
Where kids are interacting with peers, getting embarrassed of moms and dads, confused about self identity, curiosity about sex, experimenting with alcohol, doing dumb things etc
But not all pubescent children are adolescents all Adolescents are pubescent children.
Adolescence is a age to refer to a person starting adolescence starting at 10 and ending it at 21.
This is the average age of puberty.
Where kids are interacting with peers, getting embarrassed of moms and dads, confused about self identity, curiosity about sex, experimenting with alcohol, doing dumb things etc
But not all pubescent children are adolescents all Adolescents are pubescent children.
Friend : what did your adolescent boy do now?
Mom : he tried to climb out of 100 feet building and jump 🤬.
Mom : he tried to climb out of 100 feet building and jump 🤬.
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