(1). A religion named after and founded by King Adonis I which empowers and enlightens callipygian (shapely buttocks) women and new age thinkers (2). A religion based on the life and teachings of King Adonis I (3). It's adherents are known as Adonitologists

I'm an Adonitologist and my religion is Adonitology.

Adonitology by Adonitologist November 16, 2020

adolescence

The period of time in life in which your whole life is controlled by another human being.

*example of person in adolescence*
adolescent: "Can I go hang out with Bobby today."
mom: "No."
adolescent: "Why not?"
mom: "Because I said so."

adolescence by Dubiks November 25, 2018

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Adore Delano

Daniel Anthony Noriega is a- the best American drag queen in drag race herstery. If you have a problem fight me not my wife thank you. He’s mine and Hailey’s so back off Delilah🙃

Hailey: Have you seen Adore Delano?

Me: Yeah she’s hot as Danny and Adore I would lick her shoes either way

Adore Delano by Molly Noriega June 9, 2018

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je t'adore

"I adore you" in French

A smiling American was driving in France accompanied by a beautiful French girl; she exclaimed "Je t'adore quand tu parle Francais..."

je t'adore by scooterb April 3, 2006

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