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Good Advice

Not stopping on the side of the road in back country vermont to take a piss because there are giant ass mooses and they WILL bite your dick off.
"Roger stop the car, I hav to piss"

"okay"

"pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh fuck a moose!!!!!!!"

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SON OF A BITCH!"

"Its his fault he didnt use my good advice"
by good@life101 January 2, 2009
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advice

Help with something. Often confused with the word "attention" on teen forums like TeenSpot.
Proper use of the word "advice":
"I need advice on asking her out, can you help me?" by SomeAwesomeDude (600 posts)

Improper use of the word "advice":
"im bi....i need advice" by XxXhottxbixbabeXxX (1 post)
by spel itt rite October 5, 2006
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Stepdad Advice

A great rock band made by Alexander 'Pubey' Finch; that wrote and sung the songs 'Therapy Makes You Hotter' and 'God'.
Man 1: Wow! I love God by Stepdad Advice!
Man 2: Not as much as I like cranking 90s on the lads!
by asdfghjkl;'edfghjkl;'] September 8, 2022
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advice bukkake

The phenomenon of many people eagerly rushing to give advice all at once, frequently in an aggressive, lecturing, and sometimes hostile manner. Especially common on online forums.
John was surprised by both the amount and texture of the advice bukkake he received after he asked about his problems with relationships.
by GarDrastic December 9, 2007
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life advice

live life man. go out there and live it like you wanna live it. what is stopping you?
by coolmf December 30, 2020
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best friend advice

This is the advice that a girl's best friend gives to the guy that is currently courting said girl.
Ex. 1: Wow I really can't get a read on what this girl wants me to do, I'm gonna have to go ask for some "best friend advice".

Ex. 2: I'm totally going to get out of the friend zone now that I got some good "best friend advice".

Ex. 3: Hey Ashley, I'm lost, can I get some "best friend advice"?
by Brian Dogood February 24, 2008
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advicehole

Advicehole is the person who continually asks for your advice, but does not do anything WITH that advice except use it as a hook to continue a running conversation that is all about their problems. These people are not your friends because they offer much less than they give. You may find that these people are generally fickle. They will talk behind your back. Don't harbor any illusions.
I have a "friend" who keeps doing stupid things like getting drunk and stealing a purse (then coming to me to help dispose of the evidence). She got so drunk at an office party that she lost her dream job (then I have to do her resume). I'm not so much a friend as a resource.

This girl is the biggest advicehole I've ever met. She calls me when shit goes wrong because I fix it. But she never changes her ways based on my advice.
by Dougie Fitz November 19, 2013
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