Where, in the process of acquiring food (whether it be in a school lunchline or drive through) you are in the process of foreplay with another, or yourself. In more extreme cases this may extend to sex but such acts are generally discouraged in public settings, exceptions do exist though.
Not to be confused with Erotic-food acquisition.
Not to be confused with Erotic-food acquisition.
There are two types of erotic food-acquisition:subtle and stupid.
one resulting in "That guys voice kept changing over the speakers and he was breathing hard."
The other resulting in "That guy was getting head."
one resulting in "That guys voice kept changing over the speakers and he was breathing hard."
The other resulting in "That guy was getting head."
by hoolae April 13, 2010
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Mary: That Banda boy from Malawi ?
Ted: Yes that one
Mary: That Banda boy from Malawi ?
Ted: Yes that one
by bigbadwolverine August 27, 2009
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Get the Acquisitionist mug.A discipline tasked with the acquiring subsurface data for petroleum geoscientists. Generally comprised of odd people and social misfits, seismic acquisition types make far more money than what they are worth, and the baseline quality of typical seismic worker effort renders the decisions made with this data suspect. On the Toolbox Scale, seismic acquisition workers rank just above Tree Planters and below Vacuum Truck drivers.
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Get the Accidental Baby Acquisition mug.Noun, a fictious company presented by a person attempting to impress you with their false "entrepreurshit"
" I am not able to wait for my vehicle to be serviced..I am very busy, I own an acquisitional company."
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Gone are the values of "peace and goodwill to all men" and finding solidarity in the company family and friends. Christmas is now just a way for large multi-national companies to further part people from their cash, as if they weren't wasting enough of it at all other times of year.
Gone are the values of "peace and goodwill to all men" and finding solidarity in the company family and friends. Christmas is now just a way for large multi-national companies to further part people from their cash, as if they weren't wasting enough of it at all other times of year.
Judith: "Did you see the amount of pointless seasonal junk on sale in the mall chainstores?"
Jenny: "It's not even December yet, and still the plastic trees and tacky lights are up."
Judith: "I know. I wonder if people even remember what Christmas is supposed to be about."
Jenny: "Yeah, now it's more like a giant acquisitionfest."
Jenny: "It's not even December yet, and still the plastic trees and tacky lights are up."
Judith: "I know. I wonder if people even remember what Christmas is supposed to be about."
Jenny: "Yeah, now it's more like a giant acquisitionfest."
by zekepliskin December 6, 2009
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