actually

A prime example of a "contagious" trend of overused verbage.

A young girl came into my shop the other day. She was all of six years old. EVERY (yes, no kidding) sentence that came out of her mouth began with the word "actually". It didn't matter what she was responding to.
Mom: "Ashely, what color would you like to paint that mug for Grandma?"
Ashely: "Actually, I think pink would be nice. Actually, no, maybe blue would be better".
Mom: "I think either would be great".
Ashely: "Actually, I think Grandma would actually like both colors together. Actually, maybe we could call her and ask what she would like more?"
Mom: "Well then it wouldn't be a surprise".
Ashely: "Actually, you're right. Actually I think I'll just use both colors".

Ok, so I'm probably very anal about this, but I found myself counting how many times the kid used the "A" word.
Gawd, I'm such a goober....

by Kaaren September 22, 2005

actually a biscuit

A way to say you're bisexual
bis: abreviation of biscuit
exual: latin for actually
therefore bisexual can mean "actually a biscuit"

Friend: You say you're into guys, but you have a girlfriend though.
Me: Oh, I'm actually a biscuit.
Friend: What?
Me: Did i stutter?

by MecaChar February 2, 2021

im not sure actually

What someone says when they don't want to answer a question because they don't want to reveal the embarrassing truth.

Scott: So Bill, when did you first have sex?
Bill: Im not sure actually. It was a long time ago.

by OilikProfessional December 14, 2009

Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit

In one word: FINALS!!

F uck
I
N ever
A ctually
L earned
S hit

Me: "hey did you take your finals?"
Steve: "yea, but fuck it I never actually learned shit!"

by Nexus December 13, 2004

Erm Actually

they are a NERD 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

idiot: 9 + 10 is 21 lolz
certified geek: erm actually it’s
idiot: NERD

by pantaking69 August 14, 2022

but actually

a phrase said when adding on to a sarcastic or joking comment to imply you really actually agree with the sarcasm.

otherwise used to indicate you weren't kidding.

*on facebook picture*
p1- you're so ugly. lol jk
p2.- but actually...
p3. fuck you

OR
p1. wow she's so dumb
p2. hahah yeah total idiot jk
p1. no, but actually..

by uurghy October 6, 2010

actually

The most overused adverb I've ever heard. Used by those whose vocabularies lack adverbs. How annoying.

Girl: Actually, it goes like this. You actually go to school, where you actually get to make out with this actually cute guy. Then you actually get to know his name, actually hook up with him on friendster... (ad infinitum)

by Chubod December 14, 2003