a small "pharmacy" in Trenton where I can get some "prescription drugs" from my drug dealer...errr, I mean pharmacist.
by evilgurugreg October 12, 2003
A coming to, or near approach; admittance; admission; accessibility; as, to gain access to a prince. See also Microsoft Access database inode read RAS RDBMS Cubicle Scavenger
by Shak October 14, 2003
This is when you reach a state in the universe so unimaginably dank and ironic that you gain access to a new ironic state of octahedron.
You may now access the octahedron.
The octahedron has become available in the shop. Would you like to buy?
That CARBON bASeD lifeform just managed to gain octahedron-access!
The octahedron has become available in the shop. Would you like to buy?
That CARBON bASeD lifeform just managed to gain octahedron-access!
by Quantum_memes September 06, 2017
1.) Corporate advertisers posing as journalists who try to pass off their reviews, commentary, and other content as unbiased reporting. So long as their coverage is positive, they are rewarded with access to things like press junket parties, film sets, celebrity interviews, and early access to things like theme park rides or video game releases.
2.) Synonym of shill.
2.) Synonym of shill.
"Hey, did you read that story on the rides at Galaxy's Edge on Collider? They totally loved Smugglers Run. I wanna go renew my Season Pass!"
"Collider? Those guys are access media. I'll wait for a review from someone who doesn't bend the knee to Emperor Mickey."
"Collider? Those guys are access media. I'll wait for a review from someone who doesn't bend the knee to Emperor Mickey."
by David St.John Smythe June 05, 2019
To make fun of NYU international students(mainly Chinese) that speak cracked English. It was originally from a TikTok Video that a Chinese girl tried to ask her NYU guy friend about his relationship, which begins with"How many girls have you f**ked after access to NYU? " And this video went viral after several meme bloggers reposted it.
by FahyyygaodaNYUkid December 01, 2021