Aborigines

The true inventors of dubstep.

Two guys traveling through the Outback hearing a wierd "wooieooieoo, wooieooieoo" rhythmic sound:

Guy 1: "Is that dubstep I am hearing?!"
Guy 2: (looks around and finds the source) "Umm sounds like it's coming from those Aborigines over there sitting around a campfire blowing hollow wooden logs."
Guy 1: "Holy shit I never guessed it would be that old."

The two guys then start grooving to the music.

by Terminus_Est December 11, 2012

aboriginal excuse

Da lame-a** "hardship-justification" retort of, "Well, the natives in the jungle don't have any ___, but THEY seem to manage just fine, so quit yer whinin'!" dat is impatiently/insensitively snorted at someone who is complaining/objecting about a particular inadequacy in his present environment; i.e., a lack/insufficiency of such basic-to-reasonably-tolerable-living things as toys/entertainment, air-conditioning, transportation, palatable-to-him food, etc. Often this arrogant reasoning is totally invalid, of course, since like as not whatever disagreeable condition dat is being objected to is indeed unacceptably harsh or distressing, and thus should indeed be remedied or alleviated... just because some backwoods primitives residing thousand of miles away happen to live a certain way usually has nothing whatever to do with what is reasonable for everyday life in a civilized world, especially with modern technology (one should seldom use da "Think how hard/thin our dirt-poor ancestors had to live!" excuse, either) and assistance-programs dat will often provide for these types of basic-comfort needs.

The infamous/hypocritical "Sheriff Joe" --- who has since been convicted of multiple catastrophic financial and human-rights atrocities --- used to carry the "aboriginal excuse" concept to a whole new level of brutal mistreatment: complained to about the 110-degree-plus temps at his prison's infamous tent-city, he once said, "Well, it's 120 degrees in Iraq, and our soldiers are living in tents, and they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your mouths!" Again, of course, this is a totally invalid argument --- just because servicemen sometimes have to endure severe conditions, that does not have anything to do with what is reasonable for the rest of us to withstand under fairly-ordinary circumstances.

by QuacksO December 29, 2019

Aboriginal

One of the native peoples of Australia, the other being Torres Straight Islanders.
Before Europeans came to Australia there were hundreds of different tribes and languages. Many were killed and few traditional languages remain.

The Aborginials have been in Australia for 50,000 years.

by Rebecca March 5, 2004

Asborigine

A badly behaved resident of a sink estate in the United Kingdom. A corrution of aborigine with the acronym ASBO. ASBO, AntiSocial Behaviour Order: a commendation given to badly behaved people to reassure them that they are "cool".

Asborigines keyed my Beamer.

by dewexdewex October 18, 2008

aboriginal elders

Aboriginal men and women who are recognized, respected and consulted for their wisdom, experience, knowledge and background, not necessarily the oldest in the community.

Aboriginal elders are highly respected people.

by tracy.j July 31, 2017

Aboriginal Dreaming

The Australian Aboriginals form of religion, believing that creatures created the Earth and everything on it.

Person 1: What religion believes that the rainbow snake created the earth?

Person 2: The Aboriginal Dreaming

Person 1: Okay, thanks!

by Bewareofcourts June 21, 2012

Aboriginal

A proud and beautiful race of the first nations of the great continent of Australia. Centuries of genocide and systematic dismantling of their language, lands and culture have seen them reduced to a being strangers in their own land. A vibrant people with much to offer.

The treatment of Aboriginal people is Australia's greatest shame

by proudancientculture February 7, 2018