abrosexual but bad

I wanted to do the abrosexual one but couldn’t because there was already a definition for it so I will tell you

your sexuality is a liquid

“I found out I’m abrosexual”
“oh no its 100° celsius rn”
“oh no my sexualityyyyyyyyyyy”

get it because 100° celsius if the evaporation point of water and abrosexual means that your sexuality is a liquid

also I have to include the word in the name so

abrosexual but bad

by give me vagina June 24, 2022

child abooze

Similar to Child Abuse, but when the Abuser is intoxicated.

Connor: "Wow, that man is really whipping his kid like that?"
Mike: "Yeah, it looks like child abooze.

by Yellow Lepus March 18, 2017

Aboused

Abused and aroused at the same time.

When Whippy had spent all his wages on gifting his mistress, he felt strangely aboused.

by rentitude August 16, 2013

Abrosexual

fellow watermelons.

person 1: I have a sexuality crisis like every day
person 2: you may be a watermelon
person 1:what?
person 2: the abrosexual flag looks like a watermelon

by invisible cat is not visible October 9, 2022

bunging a boose

The act of shoving a salty pretzel stick into one's urethra in such a fashion that it causes intense discomfort (or pleasure) in the recipient.

Jimmy: I saw Todd bunging a boose by himself. He left his window open. I'm telling his crush at school.

by swag_rabbit69 July 4, 2018

aloose

something coming apart, to separate or divide, or break away from another part of an object.

I don't know how that came aloose.

by T_Baby_77 December 16, 2008

anoose

The rectum; bottom portion of your ass, aka the asshole. Bastardization of 'anus'.

My anoose is having a very difficult time excreting the shit out of my colon.

by AL August 13, 2003