Stretch A Bitch

1. Stretch a bitch - Verb. To stretch a woman to her breaking point or until she becomes hostile and unpleasant to be around.
2. Verb. Used by professionals in the field of plastic surgery to refer to face-lift or botox procedures.
3. Verb. Used as a meaningless response to someone explaining their problems when the other person was not listening or does not care

1.
John - Man, did you see Nikki last night?
Mr. Fred - Yeah, Phil sure stretched a bitch when he said she looked fat.

2.
Dr. Cho - What do you have this afternoon?
Dr. Milo - Just stretching a bitch, then I'm going to hit the club.
Dr. Cho - Hah, good man.

3.
Nancy McBoy - I don't know what to do man, what if she doesn't like me?
Tom - I donno man... Stretch a bitch?
Nancy McBoy - Pardon?
Tom - Oh, nothing Nancy, nothing.

by Urixo February 1, 2010

bust a bitch

Driving; To make a U-Turn.

I gotta bust a bitch onto Nineteenth Street and head the other way.

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

Life's a Bitch

1) A phrase used after an unpleasant or unfortunate event. Used to describe the way that life jumps out and bites you in the ass at an inconvenient time. Usually many negative events have happened in a short amount of time to make the user say this phrase.

2) Also used to show sympathy to a friend who the shit has happened to.

1) Shannon is pulled over by the police for a seat belt violation and realizes as he asks for her drivers license that her purse has been stolen. Shannon now receives a ticket for her seat belt and one for driving without a license. Shannon then might say "Life's a bitch."

2) Your friend: "I just got fired and my girlfriend left me."

You: "Life's a bitch."

by bookkeepper123 October 11, 2011

Lucky son of a bitch

Phrase used to express envy over a (usually male) friend’s good fortune

James: Yo, Dick! I just had a threesome with the two hottest cheerleaders behind those bleachers!
Richard: Lucky son of a bitch!

by UgLy BiRdMaNN October 9, 2017

Can a Bitch get a donut ?

A very important question asked by the biggest bitch in town, Kevin Roberts

I'm Kevin Roberts and I have a very important question. "Can a Bitch get a donut ?"

by Frankie Fonzanoon September 4, 2016

yoting a bitch

the act of “Yoting a bitch” is when a man makes his bitch so moist that she can’t cum any longer, then he will proceed to pick her up, scream “this bitch empty” and throw her whilst yelling “yote”

“Yoting a bitch, is just, yoting a bitch”

by 1346427376 December 12, 2017

choke a bitch

When someone owes someone else money and doesn't pay, that person must proceed to choke a bitch. Most often used in the scenario of a pimp and a hoe

Wayne Brady: What's this? Mr. Benjamin looks lonely.
Hoe: Sorry daddy.
Wayne Brady: Sorry? Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
!?

by therealsuperman8 February 8, 2009