Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating)

Originating in the construction and remodeling trades. The Fuck-on-ability Rating is a measure from 1 to 10 of sturdiness and stability in an installed fixture such as a counter-top, toilet, wall, etc. The sturdiness or stability of the fixture is tested by the act of vigorously fucking upon or against the installed fixture until the fixture either becomes disengaged from its mounted surface or the fucking is completed without structural failure. If the fixture fails at any point during the Fuck-on-ability Rating test procedure, it cannot be re-installed and the project must continue without the failed fixture.

A fucked B on the toilet that was just installed for an hour straight and it is still held tight against the floor without any leaks. It is Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 10.

C fucked D on the countertop that was just installed for less than 30 seconds before it completely ripped out of the wall, sending both C and D to the ground in a filthy admixture of lumber, metal, and shame. The countertop is NOT Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 1. The countertop may not be re-installed and the apartment or house must be completed without a countertop.

by spasmolytic October 15, 2011

Ability Wars

Ability Wars is a ROBLOX game developed by checkeniscool (Owner) and DuckyYaBoi (Builder)
Ability Wars was inspired by Slap Battles.

Player 1: we should play ability wars
Me: im banned from that dumbass
Player 1: its still fun and im still gonna play it
Me: fuck you

by ROBLOX!! April 11, 2022

abilitylaugh

a vary hot boy usually spends day's relaxing around he likes chimpkin he doesn't have the best of luck

"be mean to this man and your dead"

ay yo ability let's play some games
"abilitylaugh" close to laughability

by the_fuckin_chinkin_police October 16, 2020

The Ability To Give A Fuck

Non-Existing

Kylie Jenner doesn’t have the ability to give a fuck

by Yk.kaay December 21, 2019

remote-ability

Level to which a job or task can be performed off-site or at home.

The leadership team was discussing the remote-ability of all positions in the office and reached the conclusion that only half could be performed from home.

by Yet man May 12, 2020

Scope-ability

The ability to build multiple ideas out efficiently in an area and or subject matter that could or could not be close ended

Alexis "I think the scope-ability of using Google sheets for our menu is high. Primarily, because it's has Data heavy options and still can be pretty. "

Max "Thats great Alexis but, I dont think scope-ability is a word "

by Maxwell96 March 2, 2021

Rape-Ability

Used to define the level of "Rape-Ability" a girl may have. This level is calculated using the girls looks. If a girl looks a certain way she may be "asking for it". The level of how much the girl is "asking for it" is defined by the "Rape-Ability."

Levels usually range from LOW to HIGH with a higher level being "RAPED" which constitutes that the girls Rape-Ability level has superseded HIGH and she has in-fact been raped.

Levels can also be converted into a number format or any other level system for that matter. Which girls go into what levels and what each level may represent is for ones own personal decision.

This can become a popular game when in a public place although I advise caution to use quietly to prevent beatings/law persecution.

Bobby: Hey look at that chick with the really short skirt and the massive cleavage. What Rape-Ability level do you think she is?

Johnny: I think she may be medium to a medium high.

Bobby: Couldn't have said it better myself.

by ab0mbs October 2, 2010