half-assery

The act of viewing someone else's half-assmanship and finding oneself so moved to comment upon the splendidness of the half-assmanship that one must utter an exclamation.

Employee: Holy shit! Would you look at that half-assery! That's dedication!

by Uganda2 March 9, 2009

egg-asser

n. One who cornholes himself with an egg yolk for free Mexican food.

v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.

Matt's social status improved to egg-asser after setting chicken embryo into his stink pipe.

How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?

by Sanias March 11, 2004

Aasher

He's pretty and handsome

Person 1 : Whos aasher?
Person 2 : Hes pretty and handsome

by kingthe4th September 27, 2019

half-asser

Someone who actively decides to do less than their best because either they don't care or they feel the task doesn't deserve the time it would take to do a good job.

"Joe, are you going to put much time into your progress report?"

"Naw, I'm gonna half-ass it, cause nobody will EVER read it anyways".

"Joe, you're such a half-asser".

by Tanner August 31, 2004

assertive

If you are assertive,you speak and behave in a confident way and direct way, so that people pay attention to you

The man's speech was said in a assertive way

by Definitivex August 15, 2009

Pompous-assery

A display or example of someone being a pompous ass. Typically refers to those who are arrogant and believe they are better than you, and act accordingly.

A person behaving with pompous-assery is acting even more pompous, arrogant, pretentious, and douchey than usual, or is behaving as such out of character.

His obnoxious arrogance that day was such a display of pompous-assery I could barely contain myself.

by LynnInLaw April 27, 2010

egg-asser

adv. egg-assingly; Performing a feat whilst egg-assed.

Corey egg-assingly farted onto Spencer's chin, leaving fragments of yolk and fodder behind.

by Sanias March 12, 2004