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Pull a Willis

Failure to complete a task to satisfaction by way of incompetency.

See also: screw up
Wow Britney Spears, you really did Pull a Willis with your career!
by Mike41 March 23, 2008
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Doing a William

"Doing a William" is falling asleep on top of the bed naked with your dick in your hand, followed by your roommate entering the room and then takes a photo.
I need my own room so I don't get caught "Doing a William"
by Definitely Not William June 2, 2021
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cooking a wellington

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame
I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington
by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013
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A Bruce Willis

I ain't dead yet like I'm a Bruce Willis.
by GoUp July 17, 2016
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William A.

A William A. is a young man who adores the game chess. He is completely obsessed. Most William A.s have a crush on gross old men who also play chess. William A. is part of the Wallace religion - all hail our lord Wallace.
"I know a guy who is super obsessed with chess and worships Wallace, but I can't remember his name"

"Ah, he must be a William A."
by Josephi Krakowski September 2, 2019
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pull a henry williams

Going out to a party/event, but remaining 100 percent sober. Named after one of the greatest. He was a simple soul. Known to all, enemy to none. His greatest attruibute was that he never consumed alcoholic beverages, but still partied like a rockstar. RIP 4 ever long
"Yo, man I don't know, I think i might pull a Henry Williams tonight and stay sober."
by Robert Rychel December 29, 2007
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A Tennesse Williams

Over explaining something that can be said with a simple short answer, or going off on a tangent that doesn't even relate to the original inquiry.
Person A: How do you make mac and cheese?

Person B: First you pull out the box of mac and cheese but you have to make sure you have mac and cheese in the first place. Like yesterday, I wanted to make mac and cheese, but I was all out of mac and cheese, because I ate it all last week when Leann came over, because she wanted to eat mac and cheese for dinner after we studied. We had this costumes exam we had to pull an all nighter to study for, because you, you know, we've been working late every night this week with this show that we're working on, so I haven't had any time to study at all, and I definitely failed the last one we had, so I couldn't fail this one. I think it's about 50% of our grade. But anyway, I wanted mac and cheese the other day, but I couldn't have it because I was out, right? And I didn't have any time to go to the store, so I had to make ramen instead. So I had Sean drive me to the store yesterday so I could finally get some mac and cheese, because I also got paid yesterday, so now I had the money for it. I almost had to have my parents buy it for me.

Person A: But... how... how do you make it???

Person B: Oh, right. So then you need butter, right?

Person A: ...Damn that was a tennesse williams...
by Kaity Red February 15, 2009
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