Wack A Stack

Wacking a Stack is the act of masturabating.

“Hey bro, I’m going to bed.”
“You gonna wack a stack first?”
“Obviously.”

by ChasapRocky August 7, 2018

i'd stick a stack on it

Feeling very confident on the outcome of the situation. Almost definite.

Laura: So do you think that Jen and Derek are going to hook up?
Sara: I'd stick a stack on it.
Laura: Wow, are you that sure?
Sara: Yeah

by master_bader March 20, 2008

pick up a stack

Pot deal

Every time I go to meet Jose to pick up a stack he had a candle lit and a bottle of wine. WTF?

by Mayday100 September 15, 2013

Keeping it a Stack

Keeping it a stack means to be 100% real, but only with serious topics

"Bro, I'm trying to get with this girl tonight"
"I wouldn't do that, I heard she has every STD known to man"
"Man, keeping it a stack, I have AIDS so I really don't care"

by CoffeeVC January 27, 2021

On a Stack no Lack

this sentence is used as a extreme level of Deadass, this goes beyond just saying "on a stack" which means extremely decades, " on a Stack no lack" means your are very deadass to the point where there is no lack in your deadass.

example:
friend 1 : your girl cheated on you with me.
friend 2 : your joking ..haha
friend 1 : no am for real on a stack.
friend 2 : cant be .
friend 1 : am on a stack no lack.
friend 2 murders friend 1, no doubts.

by niguser October 6, 2022

Stack-a-Lackin'

When consuming alcoholic beverages, Stack-a-Lackin' is the point in time (that usually doesn't last long) where you are past having a buzz, but not yet to the state of being drunk. It is usually hard to tell when exactly you are Stack-a-Lackin', but your best bet is just to say you are when everyone else starts saying it.

Also known as having a 'heavy buzz'.

Jethro: "Hey man, you d-dr-drunk yet?"
Stumps: "Nah man, I'm Stack-a-Lackin'!"

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Edgar: "Duuuude, I'm Stack-a-LACKIN'!"
Allen: "Shiiiit, me too, brother!"
Poe: "Oh snap!"

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Monty: "This party is Crack-a-lackin!"
G-Dawg: "Jeah nugga, and yours truly be Stack-a-lackin!"

by Travis & Jaime April 23, 2006

needle in a gay stack

In the event of an all male orgy in which all participants have throbbing 9 inchers soft, the sorry fuck that shows up packing a baby dick is instantly known as the dreaded NEEDLE IN A GAY STACK!

Gerth Brooks: Hey Walt are you going over to that 5 hour pack fest at Zerns later?

Walt Jizzme: Yeah dude totally. I am gonna make dudes limp. By that I clearly mean limp when they walk because I am going to make their wangs rock solid ! Are you going to sing by, Mr. Corleone?

Dong Corleone: Hell yeah bro I am down to slam some asspussy as long as you dont invite that NEEDLE IN A GAY STACK, Vojak.

by Vojie October 10, 2012