cruisin' for a bruisin'

Doing something stupid that will result in you getting your ass kicked or receiving other bodily harm.

Tom: "I'm gonna go play a money game of pool. Let me find a sucker...a-ha!"
Steve: "I don't know, man. That guy's kind of big...and I just saw him run the table in two turns."
...
Tom: "You up for a $100 game?"
6'8" 300 lb. biker: "Yeah, bring it on little man."
...
Steve: "Do you even have $100 on you?"
Tom: "No, but don't worry, it's in the bag."
Steve: "I don't know, man. I think you might be cruisin' for a bruisin'."

by Nick D November 11, 2005

cruising for a bruising

when you want to punch someone

jenny is getting on my nerves, he's cruising for a bruising

by haylielbroad January 17, 2018

Cruisin’ for a bruisin’

The act of bruising the back of the eisophages

Crystal asked her boyfriend victor if he was cruisin’ for a bruisin’

by Yelnats4life November 3, 2019

Cruisin’ for a snoozin’

When someone does, is doing, or has done something that will inevitably lead to a nap or an early bedtime.

Jamie had her girlfriends visit for the weekend and they had a killer time. She stayed up way past her bedtime both nights and now that they’re gone, she’s going to lay on the couch and relax but we all know she’s Cruisin’ for a snoozin’ and won’t last long before she’s asleep for good.

by Spicy_Deluxe June 16, 2024

Cruisin’ for a snoozin’

When someone does, is doing, or has done something that will inevitably lead to a nap or an early bedtime.

Jamie had her girlfriends visit for the weekend and they had a killer time. She stayed up way past her bedtime both nights and now that they’re gone, she’s going to lay on the couch and relax but we all know she’s cruisin’ for a snoozin’ and won’t last long before she’s asleep.

by Spicy_Deluxe June 16, 2024