An insult poorly masked by a compliment. A backhanded statement.
"Luke, ya know what you lack in looks, intelligence, personality, and charm you make up for with wit."- Claytonism
by Rev. Luke Husby May 26, 2006
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Firefighter, funniest guy you'll ever meet, wears boots everyday, awesome, senior,and someone you fell in love with in a hopeless place. Sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Someone you'll fall in love with the first time you see him. you cant go a day without thinking about him. you'd do anything to make him happy. Seeing him happy will make you the happiest person on earth. he means the world to you and the last thing you'd ever do is hurt him. You'd be there for him through anything. when you're with him it feels like all the worries, pain, and the world disappears. he cares about you more than you will ever know, he'll always have that special place in your heart and you'll always be in is. you dream everyday about what your future could be like with him. Hes the type of guy who wouldn't want to change a thing about his girl just her last name. spending your life with Clayton would be a blessing... he'd care for you and your kids doing whatever it takes. everyday you'd wake up with with him by your side knowing you're the luckiest girl. you'd have a son named Clayton who would run around in his daddy's boots knowing that he has a great father to look up too. . cause you know i love you, I've loved you all along, i miss you, far away for far too long. i keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never know. Stop breathing if i don't see you anymore. all i want to hear you say is " I love you...I loved you all along" i'd do anything for you, for us, whatever it took. I love you.
Clayton? ya i know him...hes the best guy i could ever meet.
by cchfirefighter March 11, 2012
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The sexist man in existence. No man is more sexy than a Clayton!!!!!!!!!!
Wow!!!!!!! he is such a CLAYTON
by clayton_lover563 November 14, 2011
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Clayton’s are usually hot as fuck. They are good boyfriends and great cuddle buddies. They are also great in bed. If you find one keep them close. They may come across as mean and rude at first, but give them time and they are the nicest people you’ll meet. They average between 6’3’-7”2’.
OMG, Clayton is so hot. I wish I could date him.
Clayton dicked me so well the other night.
by Big man aka moose April 18, 2019
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The most amazing person ever. He's a great friend and lover, and he's just the sweetest person you'll ever meet. In addition to all of that, he's an amazing kisser & has a bit of a hormonal problem ;). However, you have to be careful if you ever date one because he is a guy that can convince you that you mean so much to him, but if he isn't getting what he wants he will move on to the next while keeping you for just in case things don't work out. He will always tell you the truth whether you like it or not, even if it hurts. You may not always be in love with the one you had, but a piece of you will always love him.
What happened with you and Clayton?

He had another girl
by jksdfdnskjfn February 22, 2013
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Clayton is a name usually given to a male. It is an ancient Celtic word meaning, "large penis". Clayton's are also very funny and cool to be around.
Wow no wonder your name is Clayton!
by Clayton Harvey April 12, 2015
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A Clayton is sometimes shy but when he gets to know you he doesn’t hold back on any information. If you ever meet a Clayton try and become friends with them. They are fit af and are very loyal to their friends. If a Clayton goes out with someone their names normally start with a d for eg.Danielle,Derryn and Denise. When a Clayton is fully grown they are normally 6.2 ft tall and have size 11.5 shoes. Usually there favourite sport is rugby or rowing. Clayton’s are very grateful for anything but they aren’t very religious. Clayton’s are very good listeners and they will always support your ideas. When a Clayton is in a relationship they are very dedicated to the relationship and the person that is in the relationship with him. They normally don’t know who their biological father is. Clayton’s always hope fore the best and when they set a goal they stick to it and achieve them with hardwork
Clayton is so nice Danielle is lucky to have him
by Evan Houlden October 22, 2017
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