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NAS-tard (adj.) - A person who watches cars turn left for three hours.
"Cletus has lost quite a few brain cells since he began watching stock car racing, he's a first-class NAStard."
NAStard by mr & jb September 3, 2006

narutard 

A mythical creature, mainly from Canada and North America.
Deriving from the words 'Naruto' and 'Retard', Narutard was first really used in 2004 for most of the Naruto forum users. Narutards can be defined as naruto fans who boast about how 'cool' Naruto is, and have never seen any other anime. Most of them watch the Naruto dub. In rare cases, you can see these mythical creatures dashing in and out of random places, attempting to 'train' and join the ANBU. Most of them don't even know that real ninjas derived from farmers, or that ninjutsu was, at one point, an art form in itself. They are either fat or really, really young.
Most of them can't train very hard, can't concentrate, have foam shuriken because their moms won't let them have reqal, dulled ones, have SOCCERMOMS,(shudders) and do not know ANY form of martial arts EXCEPT for ninjutsu and karate. Keep away from narutards.
"Hey! I'm gonna join the ANBU! I bought a hitai-ate even though I'mnot gonna cosplay 'cuz I don't even know what an anime con is! I like bad fanfics that say swearwords like 'crap' and 'dang'! teeheeheehee!" -narutard
"SCREW YOU!!*stabs with family's katana*" -me
narutard by Ginkitsune August 29, 2006

narutard 

A hardcore Naruto fanboy whos most common sayings are "Naruto totally r0xXxorZ!!!" and "Naruto is teh best animeh evah!!!"
@find naruto 276
(user SSJNaruto was kicked by <ANBU's and/or AonE's mod> :: You are narutard #19486 to be kicked)
narutard by Niwa-kun January 21, 2004

narutard 

An Anime Geek (See Otaku) who is obsessed with the well known Anime, Naruto. The word being derived from the words Naruto and Retard.
Narutard's Are usually the geeks you see running around wearing Headbands with metal plates on them. Narutards often pretend to be Ninjas even if their physique is well under par to perform such Ninjesque moves. You May reconize a Narutard because of his obsession with Making hand signs and calling out Attack Phrases that he calls Jutsu.
narutard by Roku Amara June 1, 2006
Simply put, a nasty bastard.
Did you see that guy picking at that giant scab on his arm? what a nastard?
Nastard by Limpdick Faggotface March 21, 2010

narutard 

a narutard is a person who is completely tits about the infamous series of fine japanese animation about a bunch of ninja kids otherwise known as naruto. these days, anyone can be a narutard, given the success of the series, and it is believed than %.00112454268 of the population in the world today is indeed a narutard.
any anime club, organization and/or convention is guilty of narutardation (existing and fellow narutards) and narutardization (act of turning other people into narutards).

be forewarned.
"omg, kurenai is hottt... haha i'm such a narutard!"
"omg, you are a narutard! ...but kurenai is still hottttt"
"omg, naruto own!"
"omg, no way... gaara owns!"
"omg, dude... kankuro!!!"
"omg, like the akatsuki man..."
"omg, the akatsuki are sweet!"
"omg, i'm gunna cosplay as kiba!!!"
"omg!!!"
narutard by oriya June 6, 2005