To receive or perform the act of fellatio while the mouth of the performing party is full of some sort of saucy Italian dish. The dish in question may be - but is certainly not limited to - the act's namesake: the calzone.
Bro: "Hey, I heard that your date went well last night."
Dude: "Ya bro, she went straight from dinner to giving me a zonie."
Dude: "Ya bro, she went straight from dinner to giving me a zonie."
by teh zonie'd March 14, 2011
Get the Zoniemug. An Arizona bro. Somebody who is usually from the suburbs of Phoenix,(usually scottsdale) probably went to Brophy and is in a frat at ASU. Standard attire is oversized polo button downs, khakis and loafers. Only hang out with each other and have studpid slang. Tend to be pretentious and drink a lot.
Their dad probably owns commercial real estate.
Their dad probably owns commercial real estate.
by chndlrgirl March 9, 2018
Get the Zonie Bromug. a period of time (usually spring break or summer) where thousands of Arizonians/Arizona State students flock to the beach towns in San Diego California (usually Pacific or Mission) and greatly annoy/amuse the natives of the local community. The most belligerantly drunk of them usually get knocked-the-fuck-out by a local resident at some point during their trip.
beach native 1: "damn its zonie invasion right now..."
beach native 2: "I know, they need to go back to zonie land"
beach native 2: "I know, they need to go back to zonie land"
by pbroots March 30, 2011
Get the zonie invasionmug. by .zony_ July 28, 2024
Get the Zonymug. 
when a couple of homies get together late into the night just to zone out with eachother. usually performed within early AM hours.
by fadingsoftly July 21, 2019
Get the L8 nite homie zoniemug. The most precious human to ever exist on the planet. They're funny, talented and beautiful.
(A grammar freak too.)
(A grammar freak too.)
by tartaglias1mp November 18, 2021
Get the Zonymug.