Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens 

Three things that are not scary at all. Despite this, all of the above are by-far scarier than paranormal activity, which is the lowest form of human entertainment. Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens can be fun in certain situations , no-ones debating that, but scary, no.

dudet: Vampires are sexy and scary! Do you think?...

dude: No. In fact, I think you're a f*cking idiot for thinking so..

dudet: Jeeze, next thing you know you'll be saying zombies and aliens are not scary..

dude: Eghh!...

Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens .. not scary at all

Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens by xbluefirexv December 29, 2012

Plants vs Zombies 

Released in 2009, Plants vs Zombies defined a genre by choosing not guns, but PLANTS. Since it's release, about 10,000 other apps have been released trying to copy it. They essentially have to get high as fuck on any substance of their choice and using this state of mind come up with some fucked up idea to rip off the game.

I searched up Plants vs Zombies and kept on scrolling to see how many rip-offs there were. I don't remember when I stopped. (keeps on scrolling)

Plants vs Zombies by Mr Garbell! July 5, 2016

Nazi Zombies 

As we all know, Zombies are the walking dead (or infected with some kind of 'rage' virus). We also know that at one point in our lives, we will have to pick up a shovel, or axe, and have to deal with their brain eating tendencies.

But, many people are yet unaware of the upcoming rise of the 'Nazi Zombies'. They are the most evilest of evils*, and are literally Nazis who died in the war, and will one day rise from their graves, and infest the earth, probably leaving you stranded in a building with boxes that give you random weapons, and couches that you have to pay to move.

There's no need to worry, just pick up Call of Duty: World at War, and learn all the survival methods to protect you from the goosestepping dead; How to activate floating bombs, how to repair walls chunk by chunk, and how to blame your friends when they do finally overtake and kill you.

It should also be noted that Nazi Zombies can't stand colder regions (According to recent road signs), however the movie Dod Sno (Dead Snow) indicates they can rise in order to protect their Nazi Gold... So if you do retreat to colder climates to avoid your unpleasant death, don't mess with any boxes, crates or other containers of anything appearing to be gold.

*Yes, they are about as bad as 'Pirate Ghosts'

Oscar - "Oh my gawd, it's a ZOMBIES!"

Schindler - "No, it's NAZI Zombies!"

Oscar - "Oh... Well now I don't feel to bad shooting them... I mean, because, you know, they were evil before they were trying to eat my brains."

Nazi Zombies by Gamingtrevor June 10, 2009

Social distancing zombies 

In order to maintain a safe distance from others, people were conditioned to raise their arms in front of them. When everyone shuffled around with their arms raised in front of them, the advised level of social distancing was maintained. In lockdown, only a few social distancing zombies were out and about.

I took my handkerchief out to blow my nose and the social distancing zombies scattered.

Social distancing zombies by Option 22 March 26, 2020

Mall Zombies 

People who shamble aimlessly around malls and basically just get in your way.

"You keen to go to the mall?"
"Nah, can't be bothered with all the mall zombies."

Mall Zombies by filth22 April 29, 2010

cowboys vs. zombies 

The most epic thing you could ever imagine, red dead undead nightmare already clarifies that.

once in history unknown by most scholars and historians their was a huge battle between cowboys and zombies raging on for years it was known as cowboys vs. zombies the war against evil

cowboys vs. zombies by homework ate my dog October 24, 2011

Futenma Zombies 

Zombies believed to be Former U.S. Marines, that are currently stored in cryogenic stasis in a research lab aboard Marine Corps Air Station Futenma, Okinawa Japan.

LCpl Brown: "Dude... What do we keep in that building?"

LCPl Burciaga: "Well, we don't have a key for it... no one i know has a key for it actually.... but the sign says that its for cryogenics, so.... they must be storing the Zombies there, obviously."

LCpl Brown: "oh.... wait! WHAT!?!?"


(Futenma Zombies)

Futenma Zombies by BROSKEW April 15, 2009