daughter zoned

When your hot teacher says you're like his daughter

Daughter Zoned ex.

Teacher: (student name) is like my daughter

by the.trickster February 8, 2015

Flag

Get the daughter zoned mug.

Brother Zoned

Like the friendzone but much worse. When a guy gets rejected then proclaims you're like a brother to her.

Guy: I love you, will you go out with me?
Girl: That's cute, but I don't feel that way towards you, you're like a brother to me.
Guy: Damn it I just got brother zoned!

by mrperson123 April 11, 2017

Flag

Get the Brother Zoned mug.

Related Words

ZoSed • zoned • Zoed • zoned out • zooed • Zased • Zomedy • zoedey • zohed • Zomed

Lyster-zoned

When a man takes a girl home with the woman having full intentions of having sex with that man, but all he does is spoon her. Little or big spoon

Last weekend Glenn picked up Margaret from the bar and took her home and lyster-zoned her, and cuddled without mercy.

by Dr.dictionary September 11, 2013

Flag

Get the Lyster-zoned mug.

son-zoned

When a MILF is seemingly interested in a younger man, only to have it turn out that she views him more as a son than a probable lover.

"Dude, I thought I was on the verge of scoring with Mrs. Jenkins but now I'm starting to think I've been son-zoned the whole time.

by ICanEven September 3, 2014

Flag

Get the son-zoned mug.

zoned-out

when you’re thinking about something, and it makes you forget to talk.

Mouth open, he zoned-out to think about bonobos as his bitch of a wife continued to whine about the croutons at the salad bar at the restaurant that SHE chose on YOUR birthday.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 15, 2019

Flag