by the.trickster February 8, 2015
Get the daughter zoned mug.Like the friendzone but much worse. When a guy gets rejected then proclaims you're like a brother to her.
Guy: I love you, will you go out with me?
Girl: That's cute, but I don't feel that way towards you, you're like a brother to me.
Guy: Damn it I just got brother zoned!
Girl: That's cute, but I don't feel that way towards you, you're like a brother to me.
Guy: Damn it I just got brother zoned!
by mrperson123 April 11, 2017
Get the Brother Zoned mug.When a man takes a girl home with the woman having full intentions of having sex with that man, but all he does is spoon her. Little or big spoon
Last weekend Glenn picked up Margaret from the bar and took her home and lyster-zoned her, and cuddled without mercy.
by Dr.dictionary September 11, 2013
Get the Lyster-zoned mug.When a MILF is seemingly interested in a younger man, only to have it turn out that she views him more as a son than a probable lover.
"Dude, I thought I was on the verge of scoring with Mrs. Jenkins but now I'm starting to think I've been son-zoned the whole time.
by ICanEven September 3, 2014
Get the son-zoned mug.Mouth open, he zoned-out to think about bonobos as his bitch of a wife continued to whine about the croutons at the salad bar at the restaurant that SHE chose on YOUR birthday.
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