Zobble

The act of spreading two-year expired canned cheese and homeless ejaculation upon one's rare and/or valuable literary work of choice and the nearest librarian with the individual's genitals. Most often occurs in public libraries, preferably within the close proximity of school children.

(After undressing female corpses in Skyrim for seven hours straight)

A: Wow! I'm so zobbled after last night!

(When observing "nature" at your local park)

B: Hey, kid! You, on the swings! Wanna go to the library and get zobbled tonight?

C: (Upon revealing yourself to a minor through the use of a trench coat) It'z Zobblin' time!

by Kiki Reeves August 2, 2012

Zibbleywig

bigger than the biggest thing you could ever possibly imagine, not unlike infinity, but can be used as a describing word for size in an over exagerated way, one up from Limpompton.

the universe is fucking zibbleywig.

by Adam Leedham December 17, 2003

zibbel

Surname pertaining to a highly intelligent and classy group of people!

She reads Tolstoy, she must be a Zibbel.

by Heath Zibbel July 11, 2004

zabble

to compose, write or produce.

Mordecai was able to zabble notes and finish online homework before going to bed.

by Rlynn855 September 23, 2012

Zobble

To be tired or worn out due to over use of technology.

(After playing Skyrim for seven hours straight)

A: Wow! I'm so zobbled after last night!

(When asking someone to hang out and play video games)

B: Hey, you! Wanna get zobbled tonight?

by Status Go December 27, 2011

Zobbled

To be tired or worn out due to over use of technology.
(The adjective form of zobble)

Boy: "Spiking a watermelon with dihydrogen monoxide? You must be zobbled!"

by StatusGo March 12, 2012

Zibbledorping

Zibbledorping (verb): The act of carefully and intricately grooming or styling the hair around one's testicles, often with a sense of voluptuous intent. It can involve trimming, shaping, or wrapping the scrotum hair around itself twisting it off to become a sac or bag.

I went to the barber the zibbledorp.
I ran out of storage in my bag so I zibbledorped to have somewhere to store my goods.
Why are you zibbledorping in the bathroom, you need to go to the barber.

by Ziggle glip(zigger) January 27, 2025