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ZitoMedia

A terrible internet company that will work for approximately any given time before giving you slower internet than if you had none, rated poorly on Google for many obvious reasons.
DGR Dave's ZitoMedia subscription made his streaming much more difficult because they couldn't handle a 4 hour stream.
by koncentraitor44 March 26, 2022
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Hot Zito

1. noun. A much needed manual stimulation of the inner vaginal walls. 2. A pussy massage.
Damn, Allie is really uptight today, someone should really give her a Hot Zito to calm her down.
by OneHotZito July 31, 2017
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Zito

1. The most awesome homeroom teacher ever.
2.to have an ex wife whos a slut.
3. REALLY COOL DUDE :D
4.To be so awesome, people worship you.
Dude, did you see that guy? Hes such a Zito.
by AdrianasaurusREXXX January 15, 2009
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zitosexual

Only attracted to aliens.
Ed: Hey 5 eyed alien, wanna go out? I am zitosexual!
ALien: SURE =D
by TheEdMeister December 5, 2014
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Zhibo

Zhibo is a very tall guy who gets all the chicks he wants. Loves anime and of course he loves maths and also likes some b ball. He gets like 3 girls every day and is definitely not a virgin😁. His friends are always very cool and he loves cats. He will grow up to be a doctor under parents orders cause he is Asian☹️.
Man I wish I could be a Zhibo because then I have my life planned out and some girls😁.
by Yugioficial June 10, 2021
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zitong

A very friendly, funny, easy-going, and true friend. He can make jokes that can cheer you up or lighten the mood no matter the situation, but he can also be very sympathetic and get into his feels to feel for you. He writes the best Christmas cards (they're long and you'd wanna keep them forever). He's athletic and tries hard in school. He's also very annoying and a bozo. Thanks for being my friend! :D
Zitong aced to win his tennis match!
by lickingpandas December 27, 2021
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Barry Zito Money

To preform jobs and tasks extremely poor and still get rewarded with large quantities of money. These tasks are often extremely easy and are often uncompleted, and no matter what you can never lose your job.
I don't have to do anything at my job, it's Barry Zito money.
by LivingTribunal November 22, 2010
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