Your mum

A fat shit that makes the family dog lick peanut butter off of her

Situation: Two roadman talking to eachother

The son: "Bruuuuuuv, the new teacher reminds me of someone... shes Peng you know"
Friend: "Shes not that hot shes actually bare ugly innit"
The son: "Shut up blud that's my future girl you're talkin about"
Friend: "Nah you shut up you Dunno what you're talkin 'bout innit"
The son: "Shut up before I smack you to that corner shop run by my G Raheem's dad yeah, I'll blow up your house like I did with Bilaals house .they didn't even have insurance I hope you do"

(Pause)

Friend: "Your mum"

(Son instantly dies)

by FATTESTCHODE August 19, 2019

Your mum

Someone who has been on top of everyone in yiur city

"Goddamn i love your mum"

by Homosexual waffle August 2, 2018

Your mum

My sexual lover/partner

I am sleeping with Your mum :)

by sweet and sour king kong balls September 22, 2011

your mum

Humourous response to any question where a noun or noun-phrase is expected.

See also: Yer mum

Q: What time is it?
A: Your mum.

Q: Under which of the true sciences should philosophy be classified?
A: Your mum.

etc.

by phantom oddity January 9, 2004

your mum

An insult generally used to insult someone(obviously). Just by saying it will bring laughter and insult.

Hey michael, what time is it?
Your mum
No seriously I have an appointment
Your mum has an appointment, IN MY PANTS
Why are you such a fag?
Because your mum stopped comming over to my house
I HATE YOU
Tell your mum I'll be over at 5 not 6
SHUTUP

by M.I.K.E August 24, 2007

your mum

probbably the most immortal phrase to bless this great earth. It may answer any question, and cause great havoc.

Q)"what is the square root of 81"

A)"your mum is the square root of 81"


Q)I got Monopoly for Christmas"

A)Your mum got monopoly for Christmas"

by Jonass May 8, 2005

your mum

a comeback to a question or insult. it is beautiful in its simplicity in that those two words will imply that the person's mother is fat, baggy, saggy, ugly and would probably simulate coitis with anything that got in her way. the only acceptable comebacks to a display of 'yourmummery' are shown below:

Cardy: Hey, what's that smell?
Daly: Your mum.
Cardy: Your face.
Daly: Your mum's face.

(on NO account bring 'your dad' into this - that's just rude.)

by Daly January 26, 2004