Your Mum

Very versatile. Can be used in any situation with varying levels of effectiveness. Quite derogatory and must be said with caution. Always have guard up when said to strangers.

Very off-putting towards opposition in sporting competition.

Must never be said in front of own Mother

Can be used in an appropriate way.... Sometimes
Example 1 - "Your Mum eats dog biscuits and wears Army boots!"

Example 2 - Person 1 - "Hey areshole"

Person 2 - "Your Mums arsehole"

Example 3 - Person 1 -"Where are we staying tonight friend?"

Person 2 -"Your mums mate"

Person 1 -"Sounds Good!"
by LukeDoggy July 17, 2006
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A typical childish insult from teenagers 11-16. Sometimes, because they've got nothing else to say, or because they think it makes them look 'big'
E.G. 1:

Jenny: *Yawn*

Shane: You tired?

Jenny: Yeah.. a bit.

Shane: Well your mum wasn't tired in bed last night!

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E.G. 2:

Jenny: You're so childish!

Shane: No I'm not, you motherfucking whore.

Jenny: Prove it then, cuntfaced frog featured toadostical moronized mong penguin tatoo moose!!!!

Shane: ...Ok? Go fuck your mum, slut.
by Mongifed June 12, 2008
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A term used to answer/retaliate to any question or insult thrown at you.
Do you think Gordon Brown is a good enough leader for Britain?

...your mum.

I swear you are as ugly as you are fat.

...your mum.
by I dont know who killed him. November 03, 2009
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don't know background, stupid thing to say, everyone here says it
"your mum"
"what about her?!"
by aidan vaughn thomas May 26, 2004
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Humourous response to any question where a noun or noun-phrase is expected.

See also: Yer mum
Q: What time is it?
A: Your mum.

Q: Under which of the true sciences should philosophy be classified?
A: Your mum.

etc.
by phantom oddity January 09, 2004
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An insult generally used to insult someone(obviously). Just by saying it will bring laughter and insult.
Hey michael, what time is it?
Your mum
No seriously I have an appointment
Your mum has an appointment, IN MY PANTS
Why are you such a fag?
Because your mum stopped comming over to my house
I HATE YOU
Tell your mum I'll be over at 5 not 6
SHUTUP
by M.I.K.E August 20, 2007
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probbably the most immortal phrase to bless this great earth. It may answer any question, and cause great havoc.
Q)"what is the square root of 81"

A)"your mum is the square root of 81"


Q)I got Monopoly for Christmas"

A)Your mum got monopoly for Christmas"
by Jonass May 08, 2005
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