Your Mom

worst comeback ever.

Steve: Your a douche

Bob: your mom is a douche!

by ghks1117 September 19, 2009

Your Mom

Your mom is a large overweight woman in her mid to late fifties. She often can be found in a prone position or on her knees, performing sexual favors for her childrens friends. Her vaginal cavity is often quite wide and in some cases filled with bats or spider's webs. A very permiscuous woman, she is often the target of many comical antidotes and other insults.

Your Mom is a fat slut man did you know that.

by jriver15 May 23, 2008

Your Mom

The ultimate insult of ones mother... It is played carefully into a trap, also used as an anti-dis to the persons you are speaking to. Your mom can be used in such ways listed as examples in Italics.

Almost any string of sentance can relate to a "Your mom" based statement, or insult.

Knock, knock, Whos there? Your mom

And now for the grand finale! Your moms a grand finale...

Guess what? What? YOUR MOM!

Whats the difference between pig shit and an antelope? I dont know... what? Your mom

Who's that hot looking chick over there? Your mom

Some Kid: HEY YOU, GUY OVER THERE!!!
Guy over there: ?
Some Kid: YOUR MOM!
Guy over there: My mom? MY MOM!?!?!? NO SON, YOUR MOM!!!!!!!

by Ghesh September 10, 2008

Your Mom

Fat Ugly

your mom.

by DefinitelyNotAstro June 24, 2020

Your Mom

Gay

Your mom

GAY

by sekmem December 18, 2019

Your Mom

Ya know, the person who birthed you and will do absolutely anything for you. They love you always, even if it doesn't seem like it. I mean, if you need Urban Dictionary to find the definition of your mom, then you really need to open your eyes.

Your Mom is the most loving, caring person ever.

by Command C Command V February 19, 2020

Your Mom

Is gay

Your Mom is gay

by hxsh-.- December 3, 2019