Yoomin

A dolphin-humanoid who frequents the depths of Tumblr and survives on a diet of rice and barley tea. She will show you 83 photos of her cat whether you ask her or not. A kind and benevolent creature, she will tend to your wounds when you are ill and listen to your grievances with an open heart. Weaknesses include mornings, hunger, and large crowds. Highly motivated by food. Does not bite. HAS A MASSIVE PENIS.

Human: Hot diggity, look at that cute Yoomin. I would def. get midnight ice cream and fries with her.

Dolphin: □□□○¿¿¡○°□□□□

by IAmNotAState April 8, 2017

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yoomie

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He's saying yoomie

by Yoomie August 26, 2017

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Yoomeern

When a fat ass nigga beats a skinny nigga to death and proceeds to shit his pants.

Yo you hear that quandray got yoomeern’d last Tuesday?

Yeah bro that shits wack

by Seikinushi November 30, 2019

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A Yoomer is slang term for a Millienial, Generation Y, considering that they’re are other terms similar like Boomers having a age range from 1946 to 1964 and Zoomers having a age range from 1995 to 2015. Yoomers usually tend to be entitled or lack any skills to work as hard as previous generations aside from boomers but are more ignorant and contradicting than future generations considering that they are still trapped in their child-like thinking. They caused many things like the division of America due to extreme politic motives and/or authoritarian dictating. They also caused the excuse of supporting misandry and victimizing which both are biased and are considered similar to things like Racism and Segregation. Reason being since they weren’t able to experience struggle and working like The Greatest Generation, wasn’t able to be given any privilege and benefits like Baby Boomers, wasn’t able to raise children right way like Generation X, and wasn’t able to connect more to the world and other groups of different races, genders, and more with ease like Generation Z making them the generation that wasn’t need nor gain any providence and reasoning to society but was there because of unfortunate circumstances.

Zoomer: Sup Bro! How’s your day doing?
Yoomer: Umm.. I’m a Non binary female other kin so please consider my pronounces as they and them next time or I’ll tell everyone you sexually harassed me thank you very much you cis male bigot misogynist!
Zoomer: Ok Yoomer.

by Dai Senji November 28, 2019

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