Yoinked

To be jerked off hard by another dude

Man last night was crazy
I was so drunk Todd Yoinked me
I had no idea it was him till the next morning

by Vegetable124 February 22, 2023

yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.

"Man, I yoinked a grandma last night."

by taylorsversion13 November 9, 2022

yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 6, 2023

Get Yoinked

A more friendly way of saying “get rekt”

The equivalent of saying “What in tarnation” instead of “what the fuck”

“Please don’t shoot me!” Said the stranger, being cornered into an ally by a robber.

Suddenly Spider-Man shows up and stabs the man to death, uttering the words, “Get Yoinked”

by BarfBelly77 September 4, 2019

get yoinked

When you steal a small thing (usually food) from someone in a funny context, and you want to say something retarded that makes them laugh.

e.g.
Person 1: *takes biscuit from person 2's hands*
Person 2: Hey! Fuck you!
Person 1: Haha! Get yoinked!

by le zoink December 12, 2018

porn yoinked

When you're watching porn and as soon as you're about to cum, the camera cuts to the guys face or ballsack effectively stopping your climax dead in its tracks

Me: I was watching porn the other night and right when I hit the spot the frame cut to the guy's stupid O face
Trey: Man that sucks. Did you at least get off?
Me: Yeah but I still felt like is been cheated
Trey: Sounds like you got porn yoinked brotha

by EspanolaDave March 3, 2015

Yoinkes

1.The opposite of Yeet.

2. When you just wanna say somethin'
3. When you grab something

4. After you do something cool

"Why cant we sleep in muffins bed YOINKES?"-Josh
YOINKES( whenever you want)

After you reverse pic-pocket yoinkes!

by DeltaPanda August 12, 2019