Yoinked

When you take something swiftly and in a quick manor

Guy1: yo bro did you fuck the other night

Guy2: ye bro of course

Guy1: nice what was she like?
Guy2: oh it was her fist time

Guy1: oh
Guy2: ye she was like 13 I YOINKED her virginity

Guy1: and your probably gonna get yoinked on to a register, see ya later

by IJustThrewYaNan November 18, 2019

yoinked

to describe something being taken; or to describe somthing that has been destroyed

me: i absolutely yoinked this kids ankles yesterday
other kid: thats tough

by juulkid69 November 19, 2018

Yoinked

When you smack someone so hard their eyes start watering

“Damn dude she Yoinked the shit outta him”

by A-money14 March 25, 2019

Yoinked

To be totally mugged off.

‘Did they just prank you like that? You’ve been yoinked mate!’

by #yoinkers July 14, 2019

Yoinked

High as fuck

Dude last night i was so yoinked

by OGsavshea December 20, 2017

Yoinked

Is the exact same as yeeted.

The lord yeeted and the lord yoinked away.

by BabiDaAlien December 19, 2018

Yoinked

To steal something.

Woow. That guy really yoinked her.

by Biggest chungus January 19, 2019