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yogamom

A wealthy, always liberal mother who believes in eating organic foods and usually has two or more children.

She likes wearing tribal-themed wood necklaces from places in Africa that she donated charity to, and tends to have a very earthy color palette pertaining to fashion. She doesn't have to do yoga, but likes to engage in activities like gardening, working in the community, and driving her very big car to various other stay-at-home yogamom's houses.

Yogamom is also very self-righteous and secretly despises other people who don't take part in the activities mentioned above. Yogamom is a hippie, but is not hip.

When using the word "Yogamom" one must never add articles such as "a" or "the". It's just yogamom.
Ex:
Giving her children Luna bars and eco-water bottles in her car, Lisa had turned into yogamom.
by 45dc6787gb November 14, 2011
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yogism

(pronounced yogi-ism) A malapropism (see Webster's Dictionary) stating truth in a humorous manner, attributed to famous New York Yankee catcher, Yogi Berra.
"Deja vu all over again" or "it ain't over til it's over" are classic yogisms.
by The Wyndbraker September 28, 2006
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Yogashree

A girl who loves helping her friends and is always there for you
She's pretty and can make man and women go purr
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An amazing friend who'll always be by your side untill u piss her off
She loves you and will never leave you
Hey look its a yogashree
wow man she has so many friends
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yogasmic

The wildly exciting and pleasurable feeling of endorphines surging through your chest after a hot and heavy power flow, ashtanga, or kundalini yoga class.
Oh baby, I am so yogasmic after that class.
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yogamilf

1. A milf wearing yoga pants. 2. A milf who does yoga.
Matt hooked up with a banging yogamilf from the gym.
by bentslightly March 29, 2015
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Yogasshole

person who comes into a yoga class 15 minutes late, and even though the room is half empty, lays out their mat 2" from you, annoys the sh*t out of you for an hour, and then caps it all off by doing ab exercises during savansana.
"Some yogasshole came to class today and now I'm having a really hard time finding my bliss. It was a blissaster."
by blissmaster November 29, 2016
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yogashree

finds AKT senpai and will kill a billion people for a bts girl/guy (idk)
Yogashree needs kpop more than oxygen
by PLUGWITHYOURMOM July 2, 2021
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