Yoda

My nutsack, bitch! Small, green & hairy with an attitude.

I love it when the girls be playin' with my yoda, rubbin' that shit!

Play with my balls you will. Hmmm. Yes. My yoda you will rub?

by Shogun56 May 4, 2005

Yoda

Another term for marijuana.

"Smoking a joint of Yoda"

by luke marvelly March 24, 2016

Yoda

A pimp/Drug-Supplier/Midget that supplies the rebels with "the goods" he has a disease which causes him to talk like a retard, he hides out on his home planet of dagobah away from the pigs so he doesn't get arrested.

Anakin: Jar-Jar have you seen Yoda?
Jar-Jar: Meesah saw him hiding from the pigs on Dagobah Fo' Sho'
*Rings yoda*
Yoda: Want the goods do you young Jedi?

by BARRELREAPER July 30, 2010

yoda

The most powerful Jedi to ever grace the order. His wisdom and knowledge of the force was unmatched. His skills with the lightsaber was only equaled by the strength of his force lightning. Trainer of Darth Tyrannus and Luke Skywalker

900 years old...and still fuck you up I can.

by tt March 6, 2003

Yoda's

Wrinkled saggy tits

Also see Baby Yoda's

Yikes that girl got Yoda's

by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

The Yoda

A thing in which either partner makes yoda sounds during inter coarse or purposely says yoda phrase during intercourse

The Yoda style 1: mmmm yeees
The yoda style 2: use the force, so this the dark side, balls deep you'll go, make love we will

by Ancientmayanritual May 10, 2015

yoda

A pimp, little green, creature who kicks everyone's ass in Star Wars. He was almost 900 years old when he died.

Yoda walked in with a cane, but all of the sudden he was flyin' off of walls, kickin Count Dooko's evil little hiene.

by jakrel June 2, 2005