Yearny (noun): A prolonged and deeply-desired intimate encounter or act of sexual intercourse that is characterized by a strong sense of longing, passion, and emotional connection. Unlike a quickie, which is brief and focused on immediate gratification, a yearny represents a deliberate and intentional experience that involves a heightened level of yearning and desire between partners."
by Tman733587 June 20, 2023
Get the Yearny mug.A disease that every high school student catches near the end of the year where no one wishes to do anything.
by THECLUTCHMAN May 18, 2016
Get the End-of-the-yearitis mug.A sudden depression that looms over you when you realise a whole year has passed.
Often the sufferer remembers oppurtunities they let pass in the year, things they put off and friends they lost in the year.
This gloom is contagious so if you think you know someone who has End-Of-Yearitis don't get to close or they will remind you of what went wrong for you in the year.
If your not sure if someone is suffering from End-Of-Yearitis this may help
Symptoms of this include:
-Tiredness
-Obvious depression
-Black Marks under eyes from lack of sleep
-General Zombie-like state*
-Lack of New Year cheer
-Reluctance to give gifts (though they could just be being an asshole)
*Like wandering aimlessly around their place of residence, staring into space and being scary lookin'
Time (about 2 months) is only known cure for this disturbing affliction. Though ice cream and sugar in general is known to help sufferer get through it.
This illness can very easily be confused with Suddenly-Dumped-On-Assitis as the symptoms are very similar.
Often the sufferer remembers oppurtunities they let pass in the year, things they put off and friends they lost in the year.
This gloom is contagious so if you think you know someone who has End-Of-Yearitis don't get to close or they will remind you of what went wrong for you in the year.
If your not sure if someone is suffering from End-Of-Yearitis this may help
Symptoms of this include:
-Tiredness
-Obvious depression
-Black Marks under eyes from lack of sleep
-General Zombie-like state*
-Lack of New Year cheer
-Reluctance to give gifts (though they could just be being an asshole)
*Like wandering aimlessly around their place of residence, staring into space and being scary lookin'
Time (about 2 months) is only known cure for this disturbing affliction. Though ice cream and sugar in general is known to help sufferer get through it.
This illness can very easily be confused with Suddenly-Dumped-On-Assitis as the symptoms are very similar.
by Fucktarded Scarecrow December 30, 2009
Get the End-Of-Yearitis mug.by D-Zasta August 14, 2008
Get the Yarnth mug.Friend: Bro yarnt’nt ready to hear about what me and my girl did last week, I trust you.
Me: Aight bet
Me: Aight bet
by Sandwichlord47 August 15, 2018
Get the Yarnt’nt mug.by urlocalhomie July 17, 2020
Get the yaarnt mug.Jill: "what is happening...... I don't understand what's going on..... What is he doing....???"
Jack: "wait fifteen minutes and you will find out.... I don't even know what's happening..... Your cinematic yearning name is driving me crazy"
Jack: "wait fifteen minutes and you will find out.... I don't even know what's happening..... Your cinematic yearning name is driving me crazy"
by Zoeyfox November 26, 2014
Get the cinematic yearning mug.