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yard of that fence 

A guy goes into a store and asks the saleslady for some profilactics. She says "what size?". He doesn't know so she suggests he go out back and put his shlong in a hole in one of many holes in the fence and tell her which hole fits his shlong. So he gives it a shot and when he puts his shlong in one of the holes, the saleslady goes behind the fence and pleasures him orally making all kinds of slurping sounds and motions. After finishing, he comes back in the store and she asks "well, what size?" He says "I don't know what size, but I'll take a yard of that fence".
yard of that fence by Mr Five Toe October 18, 2013
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A dog that is extremely fucking stupid.
My dumb fucking yardhog tried to fight his reflection. What a dumbass fucking idiot.
Yardhog by JoeyTheHedgehog July 18, 2020
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yare yare daze 

The japanese catchphrase of Jotaro Kujo, the 3rd protagonist of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Roughly translates as "Gimme a break..." or "What a pain..."
-Insert undesirable person or situation here-
Jotaro: Yare Yare Daze...
yare yare daze by JotaroKujo November 20, 2013
Fuck bitches, get money... yaerdma?
Yaerdma by Amakzz March 10, 2017

good fuckin yard 

When you are completely plastered and see trying to get an extension due date
Dear Prof,

Can you extend my due date for the essay?

Good fuckin yard,
Kim
good fuckin yard by ItalianB0i November 2, 2017

50 Yarder 

A chick that looks hot from far away but fugly up close.
Bro #1: Hey bro what do you think about that girl Alex at work?
Bro #2: Oh you mean "50 Yarder?"
Bro #1: Why do you call her that?
Bro #2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
50 Yarder by mikehunt123123 February 10, 2015
Supreme retard. A being completely and utterly devoid of any higher intellectual capacity.
Person 1: Mosin is a trash gun, nobody should use it.
Person 2: Shut up yardent.
yardent by GorkentGorknite September 17, 2019