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To lose all of your belongings (i.e. wallet or purse) either by dropping everything on the ground or having it stolen.
Amir: "Brian, what happened to your wallet"
Brian: "I'm drunk, I have no idea"
Amir: "Dudebro, you just got yardsaled!"
by Seifnutz January 20, 2009
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Yardsale

1. an easily manipulated and credulous individual ; a term

used to describe someone who is frequently used and

discarded (used goods).

2. a universal term used in place of popular curse words to

describe people of interest.
1. Don't go for her dude, shes a yard sale.

2. Your a yardsale. Timmys a yardsale. Sarahs a yardsale.
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verb. the act of pushing the cum just delivered by a man out of your vagina after sex while taking a dump at the same time.
my hot slide turned out to be a yardsale
by seditious jason September 3, 2009
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when you go to a club and spend a rediculous amount of money on drinks to get you and your friends wasted, and then something fucked up happens after that. A typical yardsale is a blackout tequila night with the boys.
Dude how much money did you spend last night and wtf happened?

Bro, visa's maxed and i lost my phone and wallet, no idea how i got home but woke up win a fire extinguisher. was definately a yardsaled night?
by doubledownsplit December 23, 2010
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1.For some-one to fall or trip and hit the ground making a thumping sound with some yelling "YARDSALE!" in the background.

2.For something to smash or break and some-one has to yell "YARDSALE!".

3.When Skiers or snowboarders eat shit.
1. "Man that reatrd fell out of his chair and had a big yard sale."

2."My friend smashed a coffe pot at tim hortons just so i could yell YARDSALE"

3.Avalanche + Snowboarder=YARDSALE!
by Cory lahey October 27, 2008
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When an individual consumes an excessive amount of alcohol and manages to misplace all and/or a portion of their belongings such as a wallet or cell phone. The void of these particular items is generally discovered the following morning and the items are rarely recovered.
Dude: Sup bra, did you kick it with Dominique last night?
Bro: Yea, he was faced and yardsaled his shit. I called his cell this morning and some random dudebro answered.
Dude: Damn, shitty.
Bro: Word, total yardsale .
by dudebro1 January 20, 2009
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(verb) to yardsale
1: to try to achieve a goal with limited means cheaply
2: to reply to an involved question or argument with a simplistic response
1: Although Ron had no money to fix the car properly he was able to yardsale it enough to make it to Trenton in it.
2: After I had told him all about the problems in Palestine, he wouldn't stop yardsaling the problem.
by FormFaktor February 27, 2003
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