The Yoda

A midget drinks green Kool-Aid. During midget sex, the male wears a glow-in-the-dark condom (his lightsaber) and uses the force to cover them both in vomit.

Don't mess with the dark side. You'll just get The Yoda.

by Steve Shifty Shaft January 18, 2011

yoda

Term reffering to "cocaine".

lets ride out and get a bag of yoda.

by floridagoon October 10, 2008

yoda

The most powerful and wise Jedi master ever. Small and green, seemingly weak, but you just try and attack him. Try! I dare ya! He'll kick your ass before you can say 'Sith'
Also despite living with people speaking normally for a good 900 years before he died, he still couldn't grasp the right way to say a sentence. This would lead to some believeing he isn't as wise as he is.
Those who believe this, die they should.

Yoda=Kick ass.

Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow.
Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.

by Jedi Master Luna February 1, 2006

yoda

Small, green and wrinkled, uses the force to kick serious butt.

by Admiral Justin March 5, 2003

Yoda

coolest character ever. most over-quoted character ever.

Philosophy teacher writes on board,
"Do or do not, there is no try."
He says, "does anyone know who said this?"
*every hand goes up*

by jh May 13, 2005

yoda

A short, green muppet. The most powerful jedi master ever. The coolest jedi master ever.

by Joe Zyborxnik April 28, 2003

Yoda

The greatest and wisest Jedi known in the Jedi Order, as well as being the head of the Jedi Council. His species is unknown, and the only other known member of his species is a female named Yaddle. His closest friend is Mace Windu. Yoda taught all the young children of the Jedi Order, as well as Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus and Luke Skywalker. Exiled himself to Dagobah.

"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not." Yoda

by Steve September 20, 2005