Yawning

When you relax and open your asshole for extended periods of time.

Tim: "Why does it smell so bad in here?"
Josh: "Amanda has been yawning all day."

by CDogDaBeast March 22, 2016

yawn

getting bored by a noobs lil coments

ddw: i only get pwned coz your clan is a fucken cheaters clan

cool dude: yawn @ u lil noob

by tomy9999 October 16, 2005

yawn

That thing that your brain is now telling your body to do.

After reading so much about yawning, urbandictionary.com readers all dropped into a contagious yawning spell.

by bballmason6 July 18, 2011

Yawn

A sign of weakness.

Quit yawning. This is Sparta!

by calldapopoho July 29, 2012

Yawn

The only time married men get to open there mouths

man:please can I yawn

Woman:shut the fuck up and yawn

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017

yawn

When you feel sleepy, you stretch out your arms and roar like an (armadillo)

Guy: Hey look I think Rick is gonna (yawn)
Rick: *ROARS LIKE AN ARMADILLO*

by FlatPlanet3500 September 27, 2020

Yawning

A way to conform yourself

You are conformed =(

by Kyle Benson June 13, 2004