Xmas

Atheists, secular or non-believers exclusion of Christ in the reference to the holiday commonly known as Christmas.
by Juman December 29, 2008
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xmas

A term used to x out christ. To take christ out of christmas and stomp on him.

A way to show that you are a non beleiver.
"merry xmas ya'll, come back to the trailer park any time. Ya'll cleaned the single wide up real nice."

no offence to those who live in manufactured homes
by christian bl January 22, 2007
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Xmas anxiety

Serious pressure induced by considerable confusion about what to give to whom; with whom to spend your Xmas day; and all accompanied by cornishly unchanging Xmass music and the perennial lighting works.
Sara's Xmass anxiety lasts at least two weeks every year. Xmas anxietyangst
by Zembayyeh December 15, 2009
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xmas-ale'd

To get completely and utterly trashed on Great Lakes Christmas Ale.
Janine: "Dude, what happened to you last night? You were out of control!"

Mike: "Oh, man I got xmas-ale'd "

by perino April 27, 2007
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Xmas in a duckaru

He is a epic kid with blond wave hair. He also likes thicc wamen
Hey Xmas in a duckaru is that you?
by HEEEEEEYman March 11, 2021
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Xmas Kush

A strong Indica strain of cannabis that produces a powerful coughlock high and makes you want to sit around at eat and get fat.
"My nigga got some dope ass xmas kush, lets go fuck shit up!"
by ganjatoker95 August 18, 2011
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Xmas Pi

When the number π has unprovenly been using dreams for centuries to hint at number theorists and numerologists that besides some Old Testament books in the Bible, the birth of Christ is also revealed via its digits, if only they know how or where to look for them—had they sought the Holy Spirit, the Third Person in the Trinity, for direction, they would have received the revelation instead of struggling with their own intellect.
Divining the virgin birth of the Messiah via Xmas pi would have been a digital coup for the mathematical brethren, who could have been flirting with mathematical immortality thanks to their discovery.
by Fasters December 14, 2021
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