winnets

the pieces of poo stuck in your bumhair from not wiping your ass enough

shit i ran out of toilet roll, pieces of poo will gather around the bumhair,called winnets

by stevieb100 October 29, 2007

winnet

1) Poo that is found under the males foreskin after poo-sex
2) Poop that has lodged itself and stuck in ur butt hair

1) Three hours after butt-fucking the Rump Raider found his sausage was itching, and upon inspection found a sizeable lump of winnet lurking beneath his man-skin
2) Not wiping is not a good idea - little johnny wipe-alot

by Monkeyman_00 May 2, 2004

Gen wunner

A usually stupid, old, or douchey person who says that Gen one of Pokemon is the best and complains about the faults of the other generations of Pokemon.

MAT: *buys Gen one Pokemon starter t-shirt
BRO: *glares disapprovingly*
MAT: Dude wtf are you doing.
BRO: (WHISPERS) u dirty Gen wunner...

by artfoxMS April 6, 2015

winnet

the bits of shit that are left behind after youve wipped youre arse.

I had several winnets stuck to my a hole, they itched like hell!

by david sidebotham May 1, 2006

winnets

General term for the deposition of faecal matter deposited on or around the hair on ya bum. Similar to dewberry but runnier in form. Often reffered to as the masculine version of quimmets

by Weezhard January 31, 2003

Winnet Juice

The humidification of the inner reaches of the gluteus maximus often leads to a moist yet crispy gathering around the ring of ones rectum. These juices often condense as vapour upon many day to day objects, such as glass, tables and the faces of small children.

Hey man, that's some crazy winnet juice you got going on, mind if I have a cup?

by Winnet Muncher 3000. June 2, 2009

winnet

'Winnet' is a song by the infamous myspace girlband Deny Most Things. 'Winnet' describes a winnet as a'sturd'. Though the original lyrics state that winnet is actually a 'turd that sticks to your hair', vocalist Livvy had a minor ditherspaz of verbal disclexia and giggles at Vicky's obnoxious computer drumming and so 'winnet is a STURD' was born. The rest is history.

'winnet is a sturd that sticks to your hair.
it really isn't funny
and i think it's quite unfair
that winnet never get mentioned or sang about
so with you tonight
Deny Most Things
are gonna let it all hang out with WINNET!'

by Ginge-o January 13, 2008